Play Katie Stevens saying “now I’m gonna stick my tongue in your mouth” at my funeral please


New trailer of PP Movie!

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"Ohhhh! So many people have come to visit Robin Newman, the best artistic prosecutor! This is so G-R-E-A-T!"

>flipping through mail

>lawyer stationary shit

>oh hey that settlement I agreed to be apart of that I know nothing about don’t I get like 40 bucks or something

>open it

>537 fucking dollars


OH MY GOD this summer a movie (starring Don Cheadle) is filming in my city and they’re looking for extras. Not expecting anything I submitted my headshot and resume a week ago to them and SHIT I made it to their next round!!!! They want to see me in person and measure me AAAHHHH

THAT SAID this doesn’t guarantee I’ll be in it since they might not like my availability and they’re seeing like a million people but it’s still exciting!!!!!!!