it took you guys 20+ minutes i’m so disappointed haha
also this is mostly humanstuck i guess. some of it humanstuck AU based, some of it just me talkin about potential perfect boyfriends.
Eridan lmfao sollux can’t make anything that isn’t microwavable or pre-packaged
Who does the laundry and other chores:
Mostly Eridan because sollux doesn’t give a single fuck what kind of shit hole he lives in. He can be coerced into doing laundry when he has to though. dishes for kisses.
How many children do they have:
fucking none omg neither of them have the patience for that sorta shit
Who’s more dominant:
honestly i have a pref for eridan being a bit more dominant? but only barely. They’re pretty even. sollux is lazy and eridan’s fuckin royalty and wants to be treated as such.
Favourite nonsexual activity:
gaming. dont tell me these shit-nerds wouldn’t spend like 90% of their spare time killing each other in video games.
Their favourite place to be together:
the couch haha
i bet they celebrate anniversaries. like, i bet eridan pretty much begs sollux to take him out for a nice dinner and after a while sollux just gets used to doing it and actually starts really enjoying spoiling his bf every now and then.
i’m a loser who doens’t listen to much music with lyrics i’m sorry ;n; how about you guys send me songs ok. send me your sweet erisol songs.
What they do for each other on holidays:
sollux gets hella-sick every winter and eridan takes care of him because wow frail baby needs his hot chocolate and soup
Where did they go for their honeymoon:
they didnt lmfao eridan wanted to go somewhere but couldnt decide and sollux convinces him staying home and sleeping for a couple weeks is better than some beach anyway
Where did they first meet:
if we’re talkin my humanstuck AU, they met at BestBuy. ahaha spoilers i guess
again, if we’re talking humanstuck AU, they have a very troublesome, cockblocking cat that sollux really didnt want.
but eridan having a bunch of fish makes me happy ok
What do they fight over:
Do they go on vacations, if so where:
i bet eridans family takes them with them on a Caribbean vacation trip only once
because sollux is a bag of allergies and gets so sunburnt omg he’s miserable and itchy and wHY IS THERE NO WIFI ERIDAN. YOU PROMISED ME WIFI.