hoo-dis

anonymous asked:

why have you suddenly taken up making fun of gender identities...

All of these hundreds of different ‘new identities’ defeat the entire purpose of coming up with names for genders. Why bother having a thousand different terms if no one will ever fucking know what you’re talking about?

In short, this whole trend of creating a whole separate identity for every fucking gender experience in the world is beyond overkill and makes me and other trans people look like a joke and it needs to stop.

anonymous asked:

What about eridave?

i lOVE ERIDAVE

Who cooks:

eridan because dave is useless, uncultured trash ahaha

Who does the laundry and other chores: 

eridan but dave can easily be sweet talked into helping

How many children do they have:

does bro count

Who’s more dominant:

i like them switching because eridan can be a princess but so can dave haha

Favourite nonsexual activity:

shity sleep-over style nail painting and talking about pretty boys

dave thinks its hilarious and eridan genuinely enjoys it

Their favourite place to be together:

the roof ok and the next thing is gunna explain that

Any traditions:

sometimes they go up to the roof and put out a sleeping bag and sleep on the roof because stars and wow so high up and eridan was never a city boy so its really novel to him and dave just thinks its so fucking cute and he brings up a shitty old boom box and they listen to 90s tunes til they fall asleep

Their “song”:

i want eridave songs ;A;

What they do for each other on holidays:

they go home to eridans family because eridans family is super intense about holidays and fancy dinners and wow dave is so pumped for that

bro loves getting leftovers

Where did they go for their honeymoon:

dave takes eridan to the aquarium and eridan thinks thats so sweet but then they get on a fucking jet and go to some beach because lol eridans wealthy parents gifted them a trip

Where did they first meet:

music store that dave worked at part time. eridan came in looking for something new and asked dave for help

Any pets:

dave has a hedgehog named Sanic

What do they fight over:

eridans appearance. he’s super concerned about ti all the time and dave just wants him to relax and give less of a shit because wow he loves him no matter what he wears and looks like ;u;

Do they go on vacations, if so where:

eridan likes taking dave to europe~
dave likes taking eridan to the skatepark.

honestly it’ll be like 2037 and ill be a completely different person and “hoo dis?” will still be the funniest thing to me 

anonymous asked:

Erisol!!

it took you guys 20+ minutes i’m so disappointed haha
also this is mostly humanstuck i guess. some of it humanstuck AU based, some of it just me talkin about potential perfect boyfriends.

Who cooks:

Eridan lmfao sollux can’t make anything that isn’t microwavable or pre-packaged

Who does the laundry and other chores: 

Mostly Eridan because sollux doesn’t give a single fuck what kind of shit hole he lives in. He can be coerced into doing laundry when he has to though. dishes for kisses.

How many children do they have:

fucking none omg neither of them have the patience for that sorta shit

Who’s more dominant:

honestly i have a pref for eridan being a bit more dominant? but only barely. They’re pretty even. sollux is lazy and eridan’s fuckin royalty and wants to be treated as such.

Favourite nonsexual activity:

gaming. dont tell me these shit-nerds wouldn’t spend like 90% of their spare time killing each other in video games.

Their favourite place to be together:

the couch haha

Any traditions:

i bet they celebrate anniversaries. like, i bet eridan pretty much begs sollux to take him out for a nice dinner and after a while sollux just gets used to doing it and actually starts really enjoying spoiling his bf every now and then.

Their “song”:

i’m a loser who doens’t listen to much music with lyrics i’m sorry ;n; how about you guys send me songs ok. send me your sweet erisol songs.

What they do for each other on holidays:

sollux gets hella-sick every winter and eridan takes care of him because wow frail baby needs his hot chocolate and soup

Where did they go for their honeymoon:

they didnt lmfao eridan wanted to go somewhere but couldnt decide and sollux convinces him staying home and sleeping for a couple weeks is better than some beach anyway

Where did they first meet:

if we’re talkin my humanstuck AU, they met at BestBuy. ahaha spoilers i guess

Any pets:

again, if we’re talking humanstuck AU, they have a very troublesome, cockblocking cat that sollux really didnt want.

but eridan having a bunch of fish makes me happy ok

What do they fight over:

literally everything

Do they go on vacations, if so where:

i bet eridans family takes them with them on a Caribbean vacation trip only once

because sollux is a bag of allergies and gets so sunburnt omg he’s miserable and itchy and wHY IS THERE NO WIFI ERIDAN. YOU PROMISED ME WIFI.