animatroniac asked:

❣ - An unpopular opinion I have

stares at my hands. stares at the keyboard. idly picks at my arm. canadians are not all that nice, y’know. some of us are surprisingly stubborn assholes and i can say that as a general whole because holy shit. ever watch two canadians argue?? i’ve spent sixteen years of my life analyzing the differences between canadians and others and wow, i could write a book and make MILLIONS— it’s hilarious and i can’t help but lose my breath wheezing like an old geezer when someone says ‘oh you’re canadian!! no wonder you’re so nice!!’ oh my god if you only knew, man— if you only knew i’m cracking up already—