Oh man! I know it’s been some time but I just have to say it: I loved the latest upd8! I mean, look!

First of all we have Tavros preventing Gamzeecalypse simply by throwing him off the rage game right into love limbo and all thanks to got-brought-back-to-life-by-Terezi confidence!

Then we have Feferi, who decided that Green Sun is a great opportunity to have beach party and Gamzee happily complied, as always! Murderstuck completely avoided and all thanks to Terezi-and-John-bringing-back-Feferi-to-life-movement!

Of course, it’s not like it stopped srs pale GamKars from happening, I mean, why should it??? Karkat never stood a chance against Gamzee-not-being-bad-thanks-to-Terezi-thinking-it-out-properly!

And because Terezi-thought-Eridan-deserved-a-second-chance-cause-this-would-only-be-just, Eridan gets to shine as a quadrant and history nerd! Also, don’t you think it’s a perfect situation for Rose to learn how to auspisticize?

And man, it was obvious that Terezi was going to bring Nepeta back to life so she can finally bond with her non-F4C3T1OUSLY and wow, can you see this helping Nepeta bring shipping out of the shadows and getting over her Vantas crush at the same time???

Then, there’s Sollux. Welp, shit happens when you make blind dude stay around. Guess it’s no big deal since he didn’t mean to and without drama Rose might see it as a wake up call from fate.

Almost forgot about this one! Look how happy Gamzee seems to be, like for the first or second time in his life probably! And he is bonding with Kurloz! Yay, finally bonding with dancestors!

Oh man, and then there’s Equius utilizing his fi%ing skills and helping alphas with prototyping properly! Aren’t you glad Terezi and John brought Equius back to life since it’s not his fault society messed up his head and his death was a result of that?

Some more Equius knowing what is he doing (oh, and there’s Vriska’s head too, I wonder what’s up with that).

And then there’s like Fedorasprite (FedoraPipesprite anyone???) helping guide Jane to her Dad and Kanaya seeing herself having a makeover done in another timeline and wow, aren’t you glad Terezi brought back to life everyone whose death seemed to be UNJUST.

Cause imagine what if she brought back to life only one character and that character would act like if whatever it did actually fixed everything thanks to its overgrown ego and what if it would steal other’s characters plots and character development and possible outcomes and-

OH W8.

Now the upd8 is very confusing so here’s how I’m interpreting it.

The Meteor Crew has just rescued Jake from Derse and now they are hiding from the Condesce. They’re on the platform that is where the Genesis Tadpole is released at and allowed to grow, that probably isn’t relevant though. I do not know why the planets are gone.

Hopefully we’ll get some clarification in the next upd8.

*turns off laptop, goes to bed* ahh yes im gonna check the homestuck tag on my phone before the upd8 tomorrow mor— wait what do you  mean it’s already here???

i must investigate

ahh yes it seems he’s uploading for my midnight. how considerate.

hahahhaa prospit

wait what do you mean they’re ready to collect the frog already??–

oh my god theyve locked gamzee in the chest

To everyone defending Vriska

Yes, you have an opinion and I respect that, but may I remind you of some things? She used Sollux to kill Aradia, she pushed Tavros off a cliff and paralyzed him and then proceeded to torment him and say it was his fault, she made Terezi blind, she killed innocent flarpers to feed her lusus, and in the recent upd8s she was mean to Gamzee! Now, Gamzee has done bad things. I cannot and will nor deny it, but the only killings Gamzee technically has committed are Nepeta and Equius (going by this new time line). So, look at what you like about Vriska, because I don’t see it, and ask yourself if defending her is worth it

Upd8 Summary

Scroll quick if you haven’t read it or blacklisted upd8

This timeline is post retcon, so while the sprites had changed, most of the alpha session is pretty similar to how things originally went, up until the meter arrived. Therefore:

  • Dirk was zapped by Jade into the furtherest ring just after they went god-tier. Jack English and the two becs are also out there and incoming.
  • When Jade went to stop the meteor, Vriska put her to sleep, which is why she is still asleep here. She is currently dreaming with Calliope.
  • It looks like the meter crew have already attacked derse to break Roxy out. However Roxy died, and Jane was also put to sleep.
  • Roxy and John from the game over timeline haven’t arrived yet, everyone thinks they are dead. Hopefully all the beta sprites are on LOWAS with them.
  • Vriska prototyped Equius anyway??? But AR wasn’t cracked. This is a bit confusing as Caliborn had said that the alpha kids were surprised to see him in the final battle, implying that he wasn’t prototyped in this timeline. Does that mean something happens to him later on?
  • Gamzee is most likely in the fridge
  • Tavrosprite wasn’t tier-2 prototyped with anything
  • Where are fefetasprite and erisolsprite? Fefeta probably still exploded in this timeline though. Or maybe they weren’t made in those combinations or at all in this timeline
  • Everyone is on the ultimate alchemy platform, but have seemingly only just arrived. They probably still need to get the frog from echidna
  • *Half of Homestuck Fandom*:you go Vriska! Yeah! Keep doing what you're doing! Aaahhh!! You're the bomb, thank you Hussie for bringing her back!!
  • *Other Half of Homestuck Fandom*:Um...okay, so....why is Gamzee being treated like this? Yeah, he's done some bad stuff but debatably Vriska has done worse. Are we just going to forget how she treated everyone?....wait....SHE STUFFED GAMZEE INTO A FRIDGE?!

anonymous asked:

gamzee was hella abusive towards terezi when they were kismesis. hes kinda an asshole peice of trash.

I was gonna answer this with excessive cursing and caps, but alright. I’m gonna learn ya a thing or two about Gamzee Makara.

But, before I go on, I would like to point out the fact that Gamrezi never fucking happened in this timeline, he blackrom hit on her and then Vriska shut it down.


I can’t believe that there are still people in the fandom who don’t understand this: Gamzee has two personalities. A good representation of them would be the popular symbol of theatre, the tragedy and comedy masks.

See the resemblance? Gamzee getting sawed in half like that with his two halves having the expressions of the theatre masks was symbolic of Gamzee’s dual personalities.

The dominating side of him was, obviously, the tragedy side. This was the Gamzee that did all the horrible things he is known for. It’s a completely different Gamzee; his eyes turn red or orange, his actions are murderous and sadistic, and it is the polar opposite of the other half of him, the comedy half. That is the half that likes clowns and miracles. That’s the half that is best friends with Karkat and Tavros. That is not the half that abused Terezi.

And, as far as I can tell, that is the dominant half for now, and has been the dominant half in the most recent updates.

So, basically, the real Gamzee has been the target of abuse and neglect from the other trolls, from being forced to humiliate himself and treat Vriska like a queen, to being shoved into and locked in a dark and cramped fridge for no specific reason, to all attempts he makes at filling his quadrants being completely turned down. And, on top of all that, in this timeline, he didn’t fucking do anything besides kill Equius and Nepeta. Which, I know, is fucking horrible, but lets go over the things the ‘hero’ of the upd8 has done, shall we?

Vriska Serket has:

-Paralyzed, manipulated, and abused Tavros for years.

-Stabbed and killed Tavros even after all of that

-Used Sollux to kill Aradia, traumatizing the both of them; and, you know, fucking killing someone using their flushcrush.

-Blinded Terezi

-Used mind control on countless people for her own advantage

-Killed hundreds of innocent flarpers to feed her lusus

And she doesn’t even have the excuse of having a dual personality.

But, she is being praised for ‘fixing’ everything, while Gamzee is humiliated and hurt time and time again. His character has been reduced to a laughing stock and a punching bag. 

He may be pretty clueless. He may have done bad things. He may be slightly perverted and have an obsession with clowns. But he still has fucking feelings, and he still doesn’t deserve any of this bullshit.