• John:Okay, so I need to know everybody's classpect if we're gonna make this plan.
  • Karkat:KNIGHT OF BLOOD
  • Vriska:Thief of Light ::::)
  • Kanaya:Super Sylph Of Space
  • John:Uh, what?
  • Kanaya:I Got Promoted
  • Vriska:God dammit, Kanaya.
NOTHING IN THIS UPD8 NOR ANYTHING IN THIS NEW TIMELINE SEEMS LIKE IT’S OK

Karkat is giving up on leadership and passing the role onto Vriska. THAT’S LITERALLY THE PURPOSE OF HIS CLASSPECT - USING LOYALTY AS A WEAPON AND TOOL AND PROTECTING FRIENDS

Dave just let Vriska do time shenanigans unattended. THE ENTIRE PURPOSE OF HIS CLASSPECT IS TO PROTECT TIME. FUCK I WOULD SAY THE ENTIRE PURPOSE OF HIS CHARACTER ARC IS HIM LEARNING TO GIVE A FLYING FLIPPANT FUCK ABOUT ANYTHING, WHICH IS NOT HAPPENING PRESENTLY.

Terezi is letting Vriska make judgment calls on matters of justice. UM. HAVE YOU FUCKING MET TEREZI PYROPE??

Tavros is bowing before Vriska’s every word. HIS ENTIRE CHARACTER ARC AND CLASSPECT REVOLVES AROUND HIM BECOMING HIS OWN PERSON AND STANDING UP TO THE PEOPLE WHO STEP ON HIM.

Jake has said nothing. WHEN THE FUCK DOES THAT TALKATIVE VINTAGE FUCK SIT SILENTLY?

I don’t think Vriska had to live because she would keep everyone healthy. I THINK SHE HAD TO LIVE BECAUSE SHE WOULD STEAL EVERYBODY’S THUNDER LONG ENOUGH TO KEEP THEM ALIVE AND THEN HOPEFULLY EVERYBODY WILL SNAP BACK TO THEIR FUCKING SENSES.

  • what she says:im fine
  • what she means:the recent homestuck update has me feeling....some type of way. there is just so much going on, so many unanswered questions. why does equius care more about eridan and feferi than his own moirail? is vriska manipulating him into agreeing with him? does he just want nepeta to rest in peace? the living trolls are literally talking about their dead friends in a collective manner for the first time since murderstuck. karkat addressed tavros and equius. equius called karkat his friend. tavros winked at karkat. terezi doesn't want eridan to have a second chance. is karkat okay with gamzee being in the fridge. tavros has gained a massive amount of confidence and i dont know where it came from but i am both worried and happy for the bull child. scourgecest is still stagnant in terms of being canon. jade is about to wake up and will see dave for the first time since killing him. karkat has officially given up his position as leader of the trolls after we watched the boy yell about his leadership for five years straight. gamzee is indeed in the fridge along with the corpses of nepeta, eridan and feferi. vriska confirmed the corpses were starting to rot. rot. the corpses are rotting. and gamzee is in the fridge. speaking of gamzee, he is a mere ten feet away from a very alive tavros, who he has not seen alive for more than three years. does tavros know what gamzee did. is gamzee reacting to tavros' presence in any way. does gamzee still feel red for tavros. and on top of all of this, all of the beta kids are now together for the very first time. we have been fucking waiting for this very moment for so many years and i am honestly numb. i am numb, i am confused, i am bewildered. hussie cannot possibly read our minds but does he not know what we want anymore?? is he feeding off of our confusion and pain??