okay remember when i was joking about what if sollux just wore colored contact lenses and he actually had normal troll eyes?

i realized the reverse is even more hilarious

sollux wearing contacts to make himself have normal eyes and subsequently weirding the fuck out of everyone with them because they’re so used to his real ones

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some dialogue from caliborn’s convo with jake

uu: LET’S NOT BE TOO SENTIMENTAL HERE. I MEAN. YEAH. I GUESS THERE’S OUR COMMON GROUND.
uu: BUT WHAT I’D REALLY LIKE TO DO. IS GROOM A WORTHY ADVERSARY.
uu: IF I HELP YOU REACH YOUR FULL POTENTIAL. AS A PAGE OF HOPE. YOU COULD BECOME EXTREMELY POWERFUL SOME DAY.
uu: MAYBE EVEN POWERFUL ENOUGH TO POSE A CHALLENGE TO ME. OR MAYBE EVEN ENOUGH TO BEAT ME.
uu: WHEN I SAID “MEANT TO SERVE”. SERVE MEANT MORE THAN ONE THING. YOU KNOW. LIKE KICK MY ASS??

now is he or is he not trying to make a kismesis out of the kid

Fanfics Everyone Should Read

Before I Sleep by SplickedyHat

Your name is Rosa Maryam and you grew up dreaming of a perfect family, being the perfect wife, the perfect mother. After the miscarriage at eighteen, you were lost. After the divorce a year later, you were broken. When hope arrives in the strangest possible form, a well-intended but tasteless gift, you don’t recognize it. Not at first.
You did not give birth to your son but he is yours, and he saved your life, and you will never let anyone hurt him.

I highly recommend the tissues for this one because it will break your heart, especially if you have children. It covers a lot of time over a short space and is very clever how it develops things.

A powerful story that is unique in the sense that you do not need the original work to understand it.

Pro:

  • Heart warming and motherly with realistic child development and characters.
  • Story is almost completely independent to the original work, yet is still very close to it as well. My mother read this and understood it as much as I did.
  • Adorable artwork.
  • Does not loose it’s light hearted nature and even the darker sense are very light in nature, it’s nice to have something that is not graphic or dark in nature for once.
  • Descent Humanstuck that touches on real humans problems.

Cons:

  • There isn’t very many references to the time and although it could work as a bit of a timeless story, it does say that it is set in the 1960 and onwards.
  • Don’t want to cry… DON’T READ THIS FUCKING STORY!!!!
  • Might need some prior knowledge of Homestuck otherwise the whole concept of trolls will be lost on you.
the grubs worst aspects
  • aradia:constantly digging/gnawing holes in everything
  • tavros:curious and constantly gets stuck in the worst places. how did he even get on top the thermal hull
  • sollux:keeps going up and pressingh random keys on the keybo8ard whi5le people ar)e typing two piss off^ everyo'ne
  • karkat:his whines sound like screams and he whines constantly
  • nepeta:always climbing to the top of something and leaping on people's backs
  • kanaya:runs in the closet every time its open and refuses to come out
  • terezi:won't stop biting people and gnawing on the chalk. so much money has been spent on getting new chalk
  • vriska:clings to your leg constantly and bites it sometimes
  • equius:breaks everything
  • gamzee:eats all the food and pukes in the corner then demands more food
  • eridan:hides in the bathroom all day and won't stop biting sollux
  • feferi:every time your in the kitchen or the bathroom she demands to swim in the sink/tub and will sometimes drag eridan out by his fin to join her
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