“Say, young man! Say, young man, young man, young man, young man, young man, young man, young man! You look like you come from a long line of five bucks-havers. Well, the Homestarmy has a career for you in the no-armed forces!

Say, you good at video games? I’m not good at video games. The last time I fired up one of my old Sega tapes, it made me a waffle. Say, you like pamphlets? Here’s a pamphlet! Here’s two pamphlets!

Say, you got a girlfriend? Well, what if your girlfriend was a wooden spoon and an orange plastic bowl? That’d be really weird, man. What kind of screwed-up kid are you?We don’t recruit your kind! Get out of here!”
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