• Hook:Just do it
  • Rumplestiltskin:Wait, why is this heart so bright?
  • Hook:What?
  • Rumplestiltskin:So you’ve been a pirate for nearly as long as I’ve been alive, stole my wife, co-conspired with, Cora and various others when you were trying to kill me--
  • Hook:What exactly is your point here, Crocodile
  • Rumplestiltskin:My point is, Dearie that even, Dear sweet Ms. Blanchard has a dark spot on her heart. So I can’t help but wondering, where’s yours?
  • Hook:Well, maybe I redeemed myself through my pure love for, Emma!
  • Rumplestiltskin:Oh and, Ms. Blanchard hasn’t?
  • Hook:
  • Rumplestiltskin:Wait here. I need have a little chat with our writers about continuity.
  • Hook:
  • Hook:
  • Hook:Every time he has the chance to kill me he just starts talking.

I SWEAR I’M GOING TO POP A BLOOD VESSEL IF PASH! OR ANIMEDIA NEXT MONTH, DON’T MAKE A SOUSUKE POSTER I SWEAR  TO SHIT I SWEAR, SPOON GOT AWAY WITH IT THIS TIME CAUSE THAT MH IS PRECIOUS BUT YOU’RE NOT GETTING MY MONEY ANYMORE IF NO SOUSUKE. NO SOUSUKE I DUN CARE. THAT POSTER MUST BE SOMETHING EXTREMELY SPECIAL IF YOU EVER SEE ME BUYING IT AND IT HAS NO SOUSUKE. 

i started laughing in the shower at the thought of billy’s last name actually being “horrible” 

like one day he woke up and went “u know im gonna get myself a doctorate and im gonna run it and see what happens”

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I was tagged by palewansickly. Repost with your own answers and then tag 10 people.
Name: Luna
Nickname: Moon

Birthday: 2/28 
Gender: Female
Sexual Orientation: Bi
Height: 5’2”
Favorite Color: Purple!
What time & date it is there: 11/23 and it’s 3:14 PM
Average hours of sleep I get a night: 7 most of the time
Lucky number: 3 
Last thing I googled was: ezekiel
Most used phrase(s): “Booyah bitches/beotches/pee-poles” and “I’m sorry”
First word(s) that comes to mind: sleep and freezing
What I last said to a family member: “I can’t do this.”
One place that makes me happy: My bed
How many blankets I sleep under: Three thin ones
Favourite Fictional Character: Walter from Fringe or Cal Lightman from Lie To Me
Favourite Beverage(s): Orange juice and fruit smoothies
Favourite food?: Right now I’d say anything sweet
Last movie I watched in the cinema: Big Hero 6 
Dream vacation: Touring Europe slowly with someone I like
Dream wedding: A small one
Dream pet: Unicorn
Dream job: A well known author who writes popular books but isn’t famous

I tag alonelydom77, realgentlemandaddy, gentlestress, akwardwritergirl, blueeyecandy, i-just-want-2-hold-you, rebornsan, the-roaming-elf, thelittlemertroll, jahnavi-k