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Gryffindors may have the Golden Trio, Slytherin has Snape and Malfoy, and Ravenclaw has Luna. But Hufflepuffs have thatsthat24 and J.K. Rowling. Who’s the real winner here guys?

When you tell your friend you don't like something they really love
  • Gryffindor:WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T LIKE IT WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT I'M GONNA MAKE YOU
  • Ravenclaw:Okay but why. No seriously we're going to analyze this
  • Hufflepuff:Aww, I was hoping we could enjoy it together...well, I guess you've got the right to your own tastes!
  • Slytherin:Good. More for me.
There's this Thing that y'all don't seem to get.

Gryffindors don’t give a shit about rules. The most hardline of them don’t even care about people. They care about justice. Right or wrong, black or white, there are no shades of grey. If it’s just, it’s always just; if it’s unjust, it’s always wrong. Hermione’s ruthlessness makes her a Gryffindor. She is absolutely sure that she is on the side of justice in everything that she does, and it’s such a Gryffindor trait.

Because Slytherins are ruthless, but they care about rules. Their own rules, usually, but rules nonetheless. They will impose parameters and limitations on themselves just so they have a framework to operate within. If doing something means violating their own internal code, then they’re not gonna do it. Even fucking Voldemort is like that. He broke every single fucking rule the Wizarding World ever put in place, but damn if he’d break his own.

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Welcome to Slytherin: the ambitious, cunning, determined and resourceful; those who crave power and greatness, and always play to win, who know what they want and are not afraid to get it… Welcome to Slytherin.

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Not sorted yet? You can take this test that includes all the official Pottermore questions, or take this comprehensive quiz instead (unofficial but very accurate).

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