I actually had a pretty sweet/weird dream last night.

So it was like Game of thrones.

  • Except the Starks were hillbillies.
  • And Arya was awaiting transurgery.
  • And they were throwing a party for her
  • And also Emma Stone was a Stark for some reason
  • And I was there, and hillbilly!Cersei was also there for some reason, and she wanted me to try cocaine.
  • And I was like…who casually tries cocaine.
  • And then there was a fight outside and Jason Stackhouse was there.
  • And I distinctly recall that song that I forget the title of but one of the lines was “grab somebody sexy tell them hey”
  • And then a bunch of us got into the back of a pickup and sped off into the night.

guys I just had the most australian moment and I left my phone in my room I’m so annoyed. A couple of us went to the lake to share a joint - 4 of us english, one indian girl and a australian guy. more people come and australian guy magics this guitar out of nowhere and starts singing this song he wrote about how trying to catch fish is like trying to get girls because he can’t get any- in this really thick accent. It was kind of like what you’d imagine a stereotypical hilbilly type sounds like, but australian. so so funny but so good. He was such a nice guy, one of those guys that is just completely themselves. and not in a abrasive way, just in a quiet ‘this is who i am and i wrote this song because i thought it was funny’ way. And like, not conscious of it. he just lives it. there’s no ‘oh what will people think, i want to make this express something’ it’s just ‘i thought it was funny because fish, girls and puns’. english guys though are too conscious though. the english guys, lol. i love english white boys so much, just in the sense that I just find them so endearing and the kind of relationships they have with each other is just so cute. I guess maybe because in the black community you don’t really get ‘bromances’ do you know what I mean? Those kind of close male friendships aren’t acknowledged. Like you get, ‘he’s my boy’ but it’s not like, ”is me best mate’. you don’t get scrubs lol. and there’s a underlying sense of vulnerability you get, ldk it’s just a more expressive relationship and there are a lot of archetypes but there is only really one archetype for black dudes that is encouraged and therefore displayed freely. ah there was a lot of english banter too. Maybe it’s just because I’m away I can notice it more but australians don’t banter in the same way. lol there was like a proper inbetweeners moment too - like the ‘football friend’ thing but with pool. i was just watching the group at one point too and i just love social groups and that there’s always an entertainer, the one who steps up to be laughed and the common joke for people to bond over. to bridge the awkward silences. and like people take on their roles in social groups so quickly! it’s amazing.

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| (• ◡•)| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ): favorite tv show?

okay here’s the lame answer: i don’t watch enough tv to actually have a favorite show //crowd boos//

better answer: sometimes i’ll be downstairs late at night and my dad will be watching tv and i’ll sit on the couch with him and watch whatever he’s watching. he loves those really dumb monster hunting shows (y’know, like “finding bigfoot”) and always does a running commentary of how bad they are: “they never actually come to any conclusive evidence!”

his other favorite show is “call of the wildman” (hilbillies catch animal pests for the camera) and i’ve watched that with him a few times and we both laughed so hard omg it’s so scripted and ridiculous it’s the funniest thing

So this guy I’m fighting decemebr for the belt wrote on his page and deleted it but I caught it in time

“Don’t know who this Lenny kid is and I don’t really care I got a chance to be a champion of a great promotion and I don’t see where this debut guy can beat me at I know I’m going to be better everywhere.. He’s going to be the 1 getting bullied this time and there’s not going to be anyone there to save him not his mom or his sister.. speaking of sister I hope she’s pretty because when I’m done with him I’m going to take her out… Not talking shit just being real I’m hyped for this opportunity and I’m not letting it slip fuck his story and fuck where he is from it is my time”

Now I am not entirely sure and the kid sounds like a genuine guy a nice hilbilly kid from the circus or ass crack of Kansas. But hey he has goals and wishes…..train. I like to look good and whoop ass. And on December 27th…when his nose is plasterd across his face and he wakes up all he will know is this….I’m taking a new belt home to my mom (: #Makeamove

Mark Kozelek Tells "Fucking Hillbilly" Audience to "Shut The Fuck Up"

Photo by Tonje Thilesen

Last night, Mark Kozelek played a Sun Kil Moon set at the Lincoln Theatre in Raleigh as part of this year’s Hopscotch Music Festival. As Indy Week points out, Kozelek insulted the crowd for being chatty, calling them “fucking hillbillies”, and threatened to walk off if they didn’t “shut the fuck up”.

Indy Week linked to audio of his comments (accompanied by an image of sidewalk chalk graffiti featuring the words “Sun Kil Moon Go Fuck Yourself”).

You can hear Kozelek saying, ”Everybody, all you fucking hilbillies, shut the fuck up. I don’t give a fuck if I get paid or not, I’m gonna walk.” When a man in the crowd yelled back, “Shut the fuck up!” Kozelek responded, “You shut the fuck up.” The show continued, and later, he said the comment was a joke.

This isn’t the first time Kozelek has been surly with an audience for talking during his set. The Seattle Times also referenced “bad vibes” between Kozelek and an audience back in February. The Quietus wrote about a Barcelona show in April where he was angry with people for using smartphones during his set. He also asked a man in the crowd to “meet him outside the venue after the show to settle a disagreement with their fists”.

By Tidia and Mog on blackraptor.

Vin and Ezra are assigned to the dreaded Team Two as punishment for getting in an … ‘incident’ with an FBI agent, and come up with a scheme to avoid their temporary coworkers. Which leaves them with a broken Jeep in the middle of nowhere with a family of hilbillies and not getting the vacation they planned on at all.