high blogging

So has anyone else noticed the urge to announce that you gotta pee when you need to? Where did this come from? I’m an eighteen year old girl. I should not have this urge. Is this left over from the potty training years? Have we all been trained to announce the need to pee? Have our parents brainwashed us? Someone tell me! It’s not just me right? Other people get this urge too right??

arrowsandglitter asked:

*chucks a can of beer at his back*

Jonathan grunted at the initial impact and turned around looking shocked and pained. Seeing the beer at his feet caused him to squeal in joy before picking it up. Looking up at the sky he waved the beer around before calling out. “Thank you oh mighty beer god!” A moment later he was walking off sipping the beer and humming happily.

IM GONNA BE REAL WITH YOU ALL FOR 2 SECONDS

THIS MOTHER FUCKER

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I JUST

I CANT EVEN BRING TO WORDS HOW HARD HE MAKES ME LAUGH

THIS TITAN

HE LOOKS LIKE AN ANGRY BABY

LIKE HE IS THE PERF FACE OF >:(

BUT THEN HE HAS THOSE FUCKING BIG ASS KAWAII EYES AND JUST

OH MY GOD

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

ITS LIKE HE CANT FIND A LOLITA DRESS IN HIS SIZE

JUST OH MY GOD

IM DONE IM SORRY I JUST HAD TO GET IT OUT THERE

oh ym god so like i went outside to smoke some weed and right as i was finishing my dowstairs neighbour came outside for a cigarette but didnt know i was there and hE STARTED FARTING REALLY LOUDLY AND I DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO DO SO I STAYED REALLY QUIET SO HE WOULDNT HEAR ME AND HE JUST KEPT ON FARTING AND IT WAS SO AWKWARD AND I NEARLY DIED FROM TRYING NOT TO LAUGH I SEE THIS GUY EVERYDAY WHAT AM I GONNA DO