u got tag'd

erenyayger did that and I’m going to murder her


Anyway, Corporal’s Q&A time (with 2000% ic-ness!)

1. Always post the rules

2. Answer the questions from the person who tagged you and make 11 new ones.

3. Tag 11 people and link them to the post.

4. Let them know you’ve tagged them

"Who even has time for these..?"


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omg i just discovered that the japanese keyboard on my phone has a billion cute ass emoticons

*・゜゚・*:.。..。.:*・’(*゚▽゚*)’・*:.。. .。.:*・゜゚・*
i’m so high right nao

ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=┌(; ̄◇ ̄)┘
penises are chasing me!

stoned into oblivion

ε-(´∀`; )
gettin’ tha d

_φ( ̄ー ̄ )
fak u

do she got da booty

she do

anonymous said:

prefere loira ou morena??

Eu gosto de mulher heuheuheueh já sai com loiras mas acho que tenho uma queda por morenas…

Okay so…

Rivaille’s last name is like Lance??? I am actually confused about that.

And we usually want our OTP to get married. I don’t want that.

So how about we mi ‘n’ match some names?

Let’s take Levi x Eren.

Eren Lance. what thE HELL?

Rivaille Jäger. I kinda like this one.

Then how about Humanity’s strongest OTP? Levi x Mikasa?

Rivaille Ackerman. I have a weird feelin about this but I like it.

Mikasa Lance. no

Resumé: don’t make your ORP marry each other because name clashes don’t fit.

colisivo said:

Eu não tomei banho, afirmo pra você sem vergonha na cara. Eu queria muito lanchar, mas to economizando pra casar. me empresta dinheiro?

mas eu já vou pagar o suco ! (alias era eu) heuheuheueh ta reblogando meus textos ♥ por isso q eu vou pagar os sucos u.u