MORE LIKE HERO OF THE FART!!!
jk you are a seriously cool guy and lohs sucks ever since you left
drop out of college and disguise as a student so you can come back
well make a movie about it
it’ll be called “Back To Class”
the poster will be the title in big red text with you looking at the camera with a “what wacky situations could possibly come from this?” face, and i’ll be in the background with crossed arms to show i don’t mess around