anonymous asked:

Won't see that baby for months after it's born because when it pops out looking like someone else they'll find another one that looks more like him to display in public and then it will be shipped off to baby boarding school , so the Cumberbatches can live their posh/artsy fartsy lifestyles, jetsetting separately here and there,making some appearances with baby to keep up the charade. I see him more hands on with the baby than her if that even happens or if we even see it, probably already born

His life sure sounds like a shitty fanfiction. I would like to think it’s not as dramatic as all that but life isn’t a piece of cake.