here's the thing though--

so I’m too much of a lazy shit to actually write this prompt, but I’m just imagining Michael and Gavin baking Christmas cookies - and a LOT of them. Like Gavin will do everything in his power to fuck with Michael as he’s trying to measure out flour and sugar and roll the dough and make the icing. 

Michael begins carefully measuring out a cup of flour (because baking is exact, or so the Food Network says) and Gavin is like right by his ear staring as he begins to pour the flour and level it out going, “Tease it… Michael, tease it…" and Michael fucks up and turns on Gavin and is like "God damn it, Gavin, you fuck!" and Gavin is just giggling like an idiot and running out of the kitchen while Michael threatens to throw the now spilled flour all over him. 

Then once the cookies get done and are on a cooling rack and Michael’s whipping up another batch of a different kind, he’ll hear “you’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch” play from the living room and he’ll say, without turning his back, “keep your fucking hands off the cookies, Gav” and Gavin will pause with his hands just inches from the cookies and look crestfallen and mutter “damn” and Michael will sigh and pick up a cookie and hand it to him and be like “your heart isn’t even three sizes too small, you idiot” and Gavin will grin and kiss Michael on the cheek and squawk as he runs back into the living room.

And on the last batch of cookies Gavin comes back in to help Michael (seriously this time) and instead of actually baking these they end up having a huge food fight with Christmas music blaring in the background and there’s icing on the floor and cabinets and flour in every nook and cranny and cookie dough on Michael’s cheek and on Gavin’s nose (because come on, ain’t nothing going to miss that honker) and Michael won’t even have the strength to be mad at Gavin because he’ll see how dirty the both of them are and they’ll just collapse in a heap in the floor and laugh and point at one another and be like “your face,  Michael” “your NOSE, Gavin” and they’ll share sweet kisses while “The First Noel” plays sweetly in the background and Michael will sigh because while making these cookies tired him out he has Gavin to collapse into at the end of the day and that’s all that matters because Gavin is all Michael ever wants for Christmas and he’s all he’ll ever need.

A smiling Gintoki with his arms open (waiting for a hug from) cumui - MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

Why don't you prep?

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oh my god guys the unthinkable thing happened

the dream came true

All the presents had been taken out from under the tree, unpacked, stacked neatly and they looked really nice, I’d gotten most of the few things I really wanted and I was thinking like ‘ok not that many presents this year, that’s ok, I got some good stuff, this is nice’

but then my mom’s like ‘can i see what ya got? :D’ and I’m like ‘YEAH’ and I show her all the cool stuff and then

and then

the god damn lady looks at me like she just swallowed a lemon and says, totally slighted: ‘SOME ARE MISSING’

and I’m like ‘no mom these are definitely all there were’, but she leaves and then she comes back WITH A BOX FULL OF EXTRA PRESENTS, BECAUSE THEY’D FORGOTTEN THE ONES IN THE ATTIC AND I GET TWICE AS MANY PRESENTS AS I THOUGHT I WOULD’VE

THIS IS MY CHILDHOOD DREAM, I’M 18 BUT I FEEL LIKE I’M 10 AND EVERYTHING IN LIFE IS SO BEAUTIFUL I CAN’T

I LOVE EVERYTHING, THIS IS THE TRUE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS AND I’M JUST REALLY HAPPY OK

Here’s the thing, though…

Yes, it was… interesting… to see the “comeback”, and the way the two-on-five(? six?) happened, but trapping the nether portal is still a really shitty way to slowly whittle down the size of the opposing team, especially with the regeneration bug in the nether bringing back your health to full.

If Mr. “I stare at furnaces” and Mr. “I constantly dick around in UHC” had gone through the portal and fought the aqua team, then yes, they would have definitely lost, but at least it would have been a respectable loss, like Doc and Mhykol’s, rather than exploiting REALLY fucking cheap things in the game as the only way to come out as victors. It’s seriously not a victory if you have to resort to shit like that to win.

Tl;dr:
1. Nether bug needs to be fixed.
2. Trapping portals should probably be banned.
3. I’m pretending this season never happened.

anonim zapytał(a)::

Video clearly shows him going towards a cop with a handgun pulled. Why are you denying reality?

And why are you so gullible as to believe the media’s version of “reality”?

You must be referring to the footage released from a cameras at the gas station, that showed the altercation from an obscure angle. Here’s the thing, though. There are cameras at that gas station that are literally a few feet from where the incident took place, and are therefore more capable of filming the whole thing. Tell me this, anon, why haven’t the footage from those cameras been released? Wouldn’t that have provided cops, and idiots like you, with much better evidence? Why would they rely on some camera far away from the scene that barely shows anything. “Clearly” my ass.

And what about the fact that the cop’s body cam was turned off, as well as the dash cams from the police car? Why did the cops feel the need to shut off their cameras, if they legitimately felt that they were just doing their job?  That could have been wonderful alibis for them, only they felt the need to deliberately shut them off.

As for the handgun you mention, there was no gun at the crime scene at all, except for one that was planted there three hours after the murder took place.  Witnesses testified to this, as well as photos taken both immediately after Martin was killed, and several hours later.

So tell me, who’s denying reality now?

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make me choose 

damedehaans & malialtate asked: Isaac or Augustus?

Come over here so I can examine your face with my hands and see deeper into your soul than any sighted person ever could.

Doctor Who (Eleventh Doctor’s) significant objects/milestones

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The Samezuka Swim Club Retirement Tradition has been on Ai’s mind since he became captain… Keep those muscles at work, Ai-chan and you’ll eventually get them Perfect Body! xD

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"Oh, no no, that’s not a question I need answered."

okay, so, I know the party scene clip was super edited and chopped up and obviously had bits left out and there’s no reason to believe that what we did see was even put back together in the right order - but I still can’t get over the fact that they cut from Natasha’s line straight to this Thor reaction shot. I still can’t stop seeing that look as “eh, you might be surprised,” like, “yeah, you probably can’t move it, but you might surprise yourself.” because if there’s anyone who knows what it’s like to not be worthy, it’s Thor - more important than that though, if there’s anyone who’s intimately acquainted with what it’s like to become worthy, it’s Thor (hell, he’s got an entire movie devoted to it). and it’s obvious to him that none of the others will be able to lift Mjolnir - not “I. Am. Iron. Man.”-Tony, not good-soldier-Rhodey, not always-angry-Bruce, not Maria and her secrets, not Clint and his leftover guilt, not even Steve, still reeling from the loss of his world and stuck in this new future one, wrapped up in worries about Bucky.

but Natasha, Natasha, who has been through hell and kept going, Natasha, who has thought nothing could ever make amends for what she’s done and kept trying, Natasha, who has taken on gods and monsters alike, who has used her own body as a shield for others when there was nothing else left and kept fighting - if there’s anybody else in that room who is worthy, it just might be Natasha, and Thor knows it.

UNUSUAL HOARD commission for matt - isnt this more of an abstract concept oh well

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If all this was a work of fiction… the guys who go to nationals would be the protagonists, and the rest of us would just be extras. But, regardless… we got to play… volleyball.

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ten and rose + tongue (for anonymous)