"You look so cute~"
Yoongi’s first reaction is to say “shut up Jimin” but instead he opts for, “Corgis are brilliant, loyal, and efficient herding dogs and you need to stop patronizing them.”
Jimin pokes one of the pointy ears on Yoongi’s corgi suit, “I’m so glad we decided to wear couple costumes.”
Yoongi’s face twists, “We didn’t decide that and also you’re a fireman. How on earth does that go along with corgis?”
"Well because firemen use fire hydrants and dogs like fire hydrants. I thought this was obvious."
"That confuses and infuriates me."
So BTS wait for the guests to arrive to their dorm for the annual super spooky Halloween bonanza. Last year Vixx hosted the festivities and really everyone should have known not to let the dark concept extraordinaires be in charge of a Halloween party because some of the guests still sleep with nightlights because of it. This year they let BTS plan the function and they decided to go with a vampire theme but because of poor timing and planning all they got was a cardboard standee of Edward Cullen and a Batman piñata because “hey bats am I right” claimed Jin. But Rapmon is bringing the tunes so it will still be an improvement from last year they’re sure.
Exo shows up first, bringing back the Wolf era clothes which in itself is scary enough. The next group is all dressed in neon green morphsuits and everyone can guess it’s Block B. Topp Dogg arrives and aptly they each wear a different dog costume, aside from P-Goon who holds twelve empty leashes as the remaining dogs chase a few members from Teen Top and the aliens in B.A.P.
"What are you supposed to be?" Rap Monster asks P-Goon.
"Annoyed mostly," the leader answers.
Everything is going smoothly until Yoongi runs into fellow rapper Jenissi and has an absolute conniption. It has something to do with the fact that Jenissi is also wearing an oversized corgi costumed.
"No," Yoongi says, "There’s only room for one corgi in this house and that’s me."
Jenissi raises his eyebrows, “You? But there’s only one topp dogg between the two of us.”
Unfortunately for Jenissi, this little dog show is taking place right next to the kitchen sink. Yoongi turns on the water and aims the faucet spray hose at Jenissi, water going all over the place.
"Bad dog!" he yells, "Go change! Be a chihuahua instead!"
"OH JEHOVAH!" Jenissi screams until resident fireman Park Jimin intervenes. "Hey, hey," he takes the hose from Yoongi. "I don’t see a fire here."
As he’s ushering Yoongi away from the scuffle, the angry corgi explains about his dilemma from being challenged as the true short-legged herding dog. Jimin pauses, racking his brain for a solution and he jumps into the air when an idea strikes. He runs to his room and returns with a black bow tie and ties it around Yoongi’s neck.
"There," he says, "Now you’re a corgi in formalwear. It’s clear who the superior corgi is now."
Yoongi scowls at first until he reasons with Jimin and nods, “That’s true. Right on.”
Jimin and Yoongi join everyone else in the living room where Big Byung is performing a special spooky rendition of Stress Come On with the Edward Cullen standee.