Fellow SasuSaku shippers! My fellow sisters/brothers in arms! The time is nigh! The eye-smex to end all eye-smex is nearly upon us! Get up you mangy, fabulous scoundrels! Raise the anchor! All hands on deck! Board now onto our beauteous ship The Grand You’re Annoying, and let us sail valiantly on towards our LAST and FINAL destination. CANON ISLAND!
*swishes imaginary pirate sword wildly in the air* FOR SASUKE AND SAKURRRRRRAAAAA ME HEARTIES.
AND MAY ALL WHO ARE FOOLISH ENOUGH TO DARE OPPOSE US BE INFORMED THAT WE DO NOT ENGAGE IN PARLEY. WHOMSOEVER DOES NOT ABIDE BY CAPTAIN’S RULES OF SHIP… WALKS THE PLANK. HAR HAR HARRRR.
No, I haven’t lost it, honest. Just a final call to ARRRms. COUGH. Sorry.
Seriously, it’s either Sakura for Sasuke or he ends up alone. DO YOU THINK KISHI WILL LET HIM BE ALONE AGAIN FOREVER. NO FAMILY. NO KIDS. DO YOU. DO YOU.
ALLLL ABOARD. CANON BOUND WE ARRRRREEE.