Cranquis (feeling a bit irked after not getting any useful replies from the teenaged boy complaining of “headache”): Ok, mom, maybe you can tell me — is there anything that seems to make his headache get worse?
Mom (trying to be funny): When I hit him. *braying laughter*
Mom: Or when he hits it against the wall. *braying laughter*
Mom: Ok, but seriously…
Mom: …when he dives into shallow swimming pools. *braying laughter*