Who you should fight from Hatoful Boyfriend

Ryouta Kawara
Who would win: You would.
Ryouta is a small weenie child. But everyone will hate you afterwards for beating up the tiny precious rock dove with the stomach condition.There is nothing to gain from fighting Ryouta.

Sakuya Le Bel Shirogane
Who would win: You would.
You’d better win. Put this snobby douchebag in his place you have nothing to lose and everything to gain. He might hire some muscle to take care of your peasant ass but you’d still better win.

Yuuya Sakazaki
Who would win: Yuuya
Yuuya is literally the James Bond of birds. He’ll kick your ass down the road and then bring a bouquet of flowers to your hospital room and ask you out for coffee.

Who would win: Okosan.
Don’t fight Okosan if you like retaining feeling in all your limbs. Don’t provoke the Lord Pudi, he will run your ass over.

Shuu Iwamine
Who would win: ???
If you attack his left side you might have a good chance. But don’t let him start monologuing or you’re absolutely fucked. He’s a nerd though so you basically have no choice but to fight him. Good luck.

Nageki Fujishiro
Who would win: Nobody 
If you try to fight Nageki I will personally kick your ass into next Tuesday. How dare you fight Nageki.

Kazuaki Nanaki
Who would win: Kazuaki
Kazuaki will fall asleep halfway through the fight but wake up just in time to kick your ass, shoot you at least three times, kick your ass again and fall back asleep in a puddle of your own blood.

Anghel Higure
Who would win: Anghel
You are sorely mistaken if you think you can win against The Crimson Angel of Judecca with his weapon Saekro’m the Holy Spear. You will fall just like the evil Himnesia, summoned by the dark sorcerer Wallenstein, had years ago. You are nothing to the might of the Crimson Angel- who are you kidding. Anghel just has too much energy and would wear you out and still be ready to run a marathon afterwards.