harriesluke

IMAGINE YOU AND LUKE ARE HAVING SEX AND HE IS POUNDING INTO YOU HARDER THAN EVER BEFORE MOANING “TAYLA OH GOD YES TAYLA” AND YOU GUYS ARE BEING REALLY LOUD BANGING THE BED INTO THE WALL BUT YOU’RE SO LOUD THAT YOUR NEIGHBOURS CALLED THE POLICE SO THE POLICE KNOCK DOWN YOUR BEDROOM DOOR AND TAZE LUKE IN THE ASS AND HE SPASMS AND FALLS OFF THE BED AND THEY GET OUT A CAT AND THROW IT AT YOUR FACE AND THE CATS CLAWS DIG INTO YOUR FACE AND SCRATCH YOUR EYES OUT THEN IT JUMPS OUT THE WINDOW AND YOU’RE JUST LYING THERE NAKED WITH YOUR EYEBALLS HANGING OUT AND BLOOD RUNNING DOWN YOUR FACE THEN THE POLICE THROW A GRENADE AT YOU AND RUN OUT OF THE HOUSE IT BLOWS UP YOU DIE THE END

harriesluke replied to your postImagine luke being your best friend and one day you guys are in the park laying next to each other watching the clouds and he starts singing fall by justin bieber and that is how he admits he loves you more than just a friend and omg I’m so done

THESE THINGS KILL ME OMFG CAN YOU MAKE LIKE A BOOK OF EVERY IMAGINE YOU HAVE WRITTEN AND RECIEVED AND SEND IT TO ME OH DEAR GOD UFHBGAGEH

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harriesluke replied to your postYOU’RE FAB OMG WHERE FROM PORTUGAL THO I AM FROM MADEIRAAAAAAA you probably don’t even know where that is tho, and idek why i was on anon i’m dumb idk

madeira cake is yummy ok im hungry nw and its like 11pm and ive been eating cupcakes all day ya see this is why im fat woot woot

omg it really is isn’t it thats right get into the wog spirit i’ve been eating all day too I’m a fat shit this is my pigging out day :-)