Today’s Song of the Day: haresonthemountain “Merry Christmas, Asshole!”
Merry Christmas, assholes! While you all may be assholes, so am I, and I am willing to claim all of you wonderful folk following me and talking to me and such as my assholes. I care about you and love you all no matter what, so just remember that if you’re feeling down. Now go out and have the best goddamn Christmas ever.
As far as the song goes, this is a holiday number from Dallas’s favorite danger folk crew, and this seems like about the perfect song for their crazy asses. So just bask in it for a while. Well, the song and lastjoke's awesome hat. Because that's worthy of its own basking. Merry fuckin Christmas y'all