"your hanging ten in Maui or your’re just stepping into your hot tub.  Fine.  You’ll need a few things First.  You’ll need a solid rubber insole for traction.  Then you’ll need a spanex upper for breathability.  Like grills, sort of.  And you’ll definitely need some wacky colors to make the fish think you’re one of them.  In short, you’ll need NIKE Aqua Socks. Remember, when the going gets wet, the wet go Hawaiian.”