A play with the stupid names that Funimation came up with for the characters. Enjoy.
Erwin: Hello my name is Ervin smith and I am trying to say the fucked up names of the asshats I work with
Erwin: this is miche. Hes 6 feet 4 inches of fuck me and loves to sniff people
Mike: Ervin why are you calling me miche. My name is mike
Erwin: the funimation gods have decreed that your name is now miche. So “bonjour” new frenchie
Erwin: here is john cherrystone. Hes got a cute horseface and hes also an ass
Jean: MY NAME IS JEAN KIRSCHTEIN. HOW MANY TIMES DO I NEED TO SAY IT. JEAN. KIRSCHTEIN.
Erwin: ignoring mr cherry over there here we have ryan brown
Reiner: my name is reiner braun you asshat
Erwin: oh shut up ryan
Erwin: also here hanzi, shes a nazi
Hanji: EXCUSE YOU MY NAME IS HANJI AND IM NOT A FUCKIN NAZI
Erwin: sure. tell hitler I said hi
Erwin: and this is…um..fuck whats your name
Nanaba: my name is nanaba
Erwin: the fuck kind of name is that
Nanaba: I don’t know
Erwin: well I’ll call you banana
Nanaba: please don’t
Erwin: too late. Everyone meet banana.
Nanaba: god fucking damnit
Erwin: ok I think I got everyone, so ta ta for now