This is wonderful. I’d like to thank James McAvoy for not being available. But seriously, it’s an embaressment of riches. I’m in one of those extraordinary rooms with extraordinary people. Thank you Mum and Dad for rearing me. Wait, what century am I in? I’m going to leave the stage now because I drank a lot and I need the loo
—  Benedict Cumberbatch collecting his award for GQ Actor of the year [x]

*me on my deathbed*
nurse: any last words?
me: i……regret……… spending…………so much time……and money………. on…………….one direction…………….
*dies*
*single piece of paper slips out of my hand*
*the paper has one word only*
“SIKE”

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I AM DYING

harry is the type to:

  • get drunk from apple juice
  • say “thanks u too” when the cashier tells him to enjoy the movie
  • buy flavored stamps
  • say bless u after every single sneeze
  • put red socks in with the white so they turn pink
  • stop the microwave before it beeps when people are sleeping
  • google male pregnancy
  • push someone off a cliff and jump after them to apologize
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