Went out birthday shopping with my husband and sister and nephew.
Sister: Let’s go to that you store, you need new sneakers.
Me: Ugh. Fine, but we have to go to Hot Topic first because I need new Slytherin socks.
Husband: Are you ready to go?
Me: THEY HAVE DEATHY HALLOW EARRINGS!!
Nephew: Auntie, can I have some Mike & Ikes?
Me: Here’s a Bertie Bott Every Flavour Bean. Enjoy.
Salesman at Best Buy: Oh, you’re looking for a new laptop? What do you need it for?
Salesman: Just the internet?
Me: And writing. Writing for the internet.
Salesman: Oh, well this one has *insert lots of tech jargon that I let the husband pay attention to* Does that sound like something that would work?
Me: I need it to run Wordpad, GoogleDocs, and Tumblr at the same time. Can it do that?
Husband: Come here. I need to show you something. *leads to a whole Harry Potter section at Hastings* They have Slytherin ties, coffee mugs, and a wanted posted for Sirius Black.
Me: You’re a good man. I will love you always.
Husband: You’re welcome.
Husband: I get it.