haha

coshenkulover sordu:

Jordan you are so friggin Adorable. Got any more selfies ^u^

Of course I do. I did a selfie post before haha 

Theres 

The “Casual Selfie”

The Nerdy Selfie

The Badass selfie with Crew

the “I’m so Fat Selfie”

the I just lost all my fat selfie

the Just got out of the shower selfie

The “I just got Abs so I put on nothing but my Survery Corps Jacket to feel like Mikasa” Selfie

The Flexing D-Bag Selfie

or the “DAMN I KNOW IMMA DUDE BUT I GOT A NICE ASS” selfie

The signs at home while sick
  • Aries:I HATE EVERYTHING *tries to break something but doesn't have enough energy*
  • Taurus:Eats the entire kitchen then throws it all up
  • Gemini:*lying in bed* I need to go to the hospital i think I'm gonna die help me I'm gonna die THIS IS THE END
  • Cancer:*inside pile of blankets and pillows* *tear rolls down cheek* the world is so cruel
  • Leo:*sitting in a pile of tissues* i am so disgusting I can never show my face again
  • Virgo:*on web MD website* MOM OH MY GOD HELP I HAVE PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOKONIOSIS
  • Libra:sleeps all day, occasionally wakes up to eat medicine and complain.
  • Scorpio:complains complains complains COMPLAINS CoMpLaInS c o m p l a i n s
  • Sagittarius:tries to do stuff and ends up making themselves more sick
  • Aquarius:IM SAID IM NOT SICK *throws up*
  • Pisces:lies in bed staring at the ceiling surrounded by stuffed animals.