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Marcel the Shell With Shoes On.

How have I not seen this?! OH GOD. I’m dying. I FUCKIN LOVE YOU COURTNEY.

Guess what I do for an adventure?…I hang-glide on a Dorito.

One time I nibbled on a piece of cheese and my cholesterol went up to 900.

qwertyc0urt asked:

OMG, ThaiTanic's food was amazing. Hot and spicy, just how I like my Zesty Mate <3

THEEENK YOU, I was starving in DC :'(

See? I take care of my zesty mate. You like it hot? I like it hot too.

Oh here we go again, I’m gonna find myself getting into trouble.

I love ThaiTanic AND Churchkey because who doesn’t love tater tots and beer? Let me know if you visit other neighborhoods. GO TO DUPONT CIRCLE. You must. :D

qwertyc0urt asked:

come over soon, I still have your 12 ladeez hostage here. :D Well, 13 if you wanna count me :D

I’ll always count you! I can’t wait to see my 12 ladeez. So hawt hawt hawt.

Maybe next week or the week after? Some quality Zesty Mate time? :D

anonymous asked:

have you met any of ur tumblr friends in real life?

Well. hadsjkalf is my college buddy and zesty mate. So we’re rl tumblr friends. A couple of my other friends have tumblrs but I won’t tell you who they are.

I would like to meet some people that I’ve met on here though! They’d be fun to party with.

Omg.

hadsjkalf replied to your post: Did you TA for general psychology at SF State?

LOL NOPE it wasn’t me!

hadsjkalf replied to your post: Did you TA for general psychology at SF State?

I def. wouldnt anon you!

hadsjkalf replied to your post: Did you TA for general psychology at SF State?

LOL ARE YOU THE ONE WHO TOOK 5 POINTS FROM ME?!

HAHAHAHA OMG. I’m dying right now, Court. 

hadsjkalf replied to your post:  hadsjkalf replied to your post: going on anon for…

By the way, I didn’t write that anon post but I am LOLing to the floor!!! I remember how you offered to give my BF tips LOLOLLOOLO ME GUSTA ME GUSTA x 1000000000000000+

hadsjkalf replied to your post:  hadsjkalf replied to your post: going on anon for… ++but he is awesome so no need :D

HAHAHAHAHA. ME GUSTA TAMBIEN!

I think I remember this conversation. It was either at ChaChaCha’s or that night we went for Mitchell’s or was it some other night? Fuck. HAHAHAHA

qwertyc0urt asked:

Zesty Mate,

Can we have a date soon?

<3

No thex involved :B

Hola zesty mate ;)

It depends. Did you bring me back the 14 Hawaiian ladies you promised? :D But yes, let’s figure out a date and you can PEN me into your schedule. 

<3

BUT Y NO THEX BB? Harhar.