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a few weeks ago my dad asked me to watch s02e01 of suits with him and he asked me if i knew what it was about and i was like yeah it’s about two male lawyers and they’re gay and in love with each other and he was just like wat and TUMBLR I BLAME YOU FOR THAT AWKWARD MOMENT  

guyz last night i was in a bed with three other sophomore girls and senior guy and there was no room so i was basically cuddling on top of the guy in the fetal position i think that’s the closest i’m ever going to get to sleeping with a guy but it was fun so k

anonymous asked:

How serious are you about the knife because if your not joking I really hope you don't do anything drastic. Fuck your father, who is he to judge? College is hard.

not serious enough to worry, but seriously enough that i think i should go start seeing a counselor at college again. thanks for this. 

GUYZ haLP ME MY MOM HASG IVEN ME XANAX A FEW DAYS THESE LAST FEW WEKES BECASUE I HAVEN’T HAD HORRIBLE heaches for mONTHS AND SHE’S A DOCTOR AND TLD ME NOT TO TELL PEOPL E because apparENTLY IT’S FROWNED UPON IM 19 BUT YOU GUYZ ARE COOL BUT NOW I DONT THIN KI CAN HAVE GOOD SLEEP WIT HIT WHAT IF I BECOME ADDICTED AND beCOME HOUSE

the hilarious moment when you’ve take na sleeping pill and can feel yourself stumbling over and misspeling things and its just funyn 

is this what being drnuk is like