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BREAKING NEWS: GUEST VANDALS 3 Competition Dates!

Hey ANYBODY, we are inappropriately EXCITED to announce the THIRD EVER GUEST VANDALS Competition! We’re gonna call this one GUEST VANDALS 3: The 3rd Time is Neither a Charm nor Charming. I know what you’re thinking: WHAT? WHO CARES? WHY? NO! Well, hold on and just listen for a second. We want you to grab a Sharpie and get really weird ALL OVER your worst sports cards, get a DECENT SCAN of your work, and then email it to us at baseballcardvandals@gmail.com. We know you have STRANGE & hilarious thoughts/SKILL$ just like us, and now is YOUR chance to SHINE ONLINE. We love you and we want you to SUCCEED, HARD.

So get us your submissions by WEDNESDAY, July 24. That’s over a month away, so NO EXCUSES for anything but your most EXCELLENT MEDIOCRITY. We will select 5 or so FINALISTS and post them on FRIDAY, July 26. The FINALIST with the most Facebook LIKES by MIDNIGHT ET will be the GUEST VANDALS 3 CHAMP! As always, the CHAMP will receive a HUGE CASH PRIZE MINUS THAT SAME PRIZE (THAT MAKES NO CENTS). But this time, THERE WILL BE AN ACTUAL PRIZE, TOO! We can’t tell you what it is yet though, its a SURPRIZE…

So do your BEST, FRIENDS so you can show your BEST FRIENDS who is the BEST FRIEND FOREVER.

WE LOVE YOU. 

Here are the RULEZ:

1. Use a sports card.

2. Vandalize it with a marker or pen and scan it. (No digital modifications, please.)

3. Make it hilarious, weird, embarrassing, enlightening, beautiful, bananas, gross, genius, mysterious, shitty, perfect or completely NSFW.

4. Send it to baseballcardvandals@gmail.com as a JPEG, PSD, or PDF somewhere around 520x720 pixels. Do this by JULY 24, 2013.

5. Give us your name and any other things you want us to mention on the site if you win (blog, company, website, brand, your lover’s name, etc.).

6. By submitting you give us the permission to use your image on this website and on related platforms (Twitter, Facebook, and other things like that). Also, we reserve the right to caption the image as we like, though your suggestions are welcomed and encouraged. 

If you need a DEMONSTRATION/INSPIRATION check out this motivational video:http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/354135f4f4/baseball-card-vandals-infomercial.

BREAKING-ASS NEWS: Get out your Sharpies and Terrible Cards for GUEST VANDALS Competiton #2. Send us your entries by WEDNESDAY, APRIL 10th!

Hey literally EVERYONE. We are excited to announce the second-ever GUEST VANDALS competition! (aka GUEST VANDALS 2: Lost in New York). WTF are we talking about? LISTEN. We want you to grab a Sharpie and get really weird ALL OVER your worst sports cards, and then email them to us at baseballcardvandals@gmail.com. We know you have STRANGE & hilarious thoughts/SKILL$ just like us, and now is YOUR chance to SHINE ONLINE. We love you and we want you to SUCCEED, HARD.

So get us your submissions by WEDNESDAY, APRIL 10th. We will select 5 or so FINALISTS and post them first thing in the morning Friday, April 12th for everyone to vote on. The card with the most Facebook LIKES by MIDNIGHT ET is the GUEST VANDALS 2 CHAMP! You could be the next “BUTT HAND”! As always, the winner will receive a massive CASH PRIZE of a LOT of money minus that same amount (net prize=NO money). WOW!

This isn’t Outback Steakhouse, THERE ARE RULES:

1. Use a sports card.

2. Vandalize it with a marker or pen and scan it. (No digital modifications, please.)

3. Make it hilarious, weird, embarrassing, enlightening, beautiful, bananas, gross, genius, mysterious, shitty, perfect or completely NSFW.

4. Send it to baseballcardvandals@gmail.com as a JPEG, PSD, or PDF somewhere around 520x720 pixels. Do this by APRIL 10th, 2013.

5. Give us your name and any other things you want us to mention on the site if you win (blog, company, website, brand, your lover’s name, etc.).

6. By submitting you give us the permission to use your image on this website and on related platforms (Twitter, Facebook, and other things like that). Also, we reserve the right to caption the image as we like, though your suggestions are welcomed and encouraged. 

If you need a DEMONSTRATION/INSPIRATION check out this motivational video:  http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/354135f4f4/baseball-card-vandals-infomercial.

OKAY, it’s on then. DO YOUR BEST and make your grandmother very proud or utterly ashamed. Also know that we will be biased towards people who like the Baseball Card Vandals Facebook page and who follow us on Twitter, so take care of that right now.

THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR FOR YOUR SUPPORT! You know we love you like cousins/lovers.

NOW WHAT ARE YOU DOING GET TO WORK. BYE.

OMG FRIENDZ: TIME IS RUNNING OUT on the 2nd-Ever GUEST VANDALS Competition, only ONE WEEK LEFT to enter!

HEY HEY Kid$, enough CLOWNING around, it’s time to get SERIOUS about JUST JOKING (j/k). The deadline for submitting your WEIRDEST joke-on-a-card is WEDNESDAY, APRIL 10th! REMEMBER, this is your chance to show the internet what you are REALLY ALL MADE UP OF. We love to see what goes on in your BRAINZ, OKAY? TIME IS RUNNING OUT, it’s already CLEARLY AFTER 7. WOW.

We will pick 5 or so FINALISTS and post them all first thing on the morning of FRIDAY, APRIL 12, and the post with the most Facebook LIKES by midnight ET will WIN! All the rest of the DEETS are HERE: 

http://www.baseballcardvandals.com/post/45950421074/breaking-ass-news-get-out-your-sharpies-and-terrible

OK. TTYL! LOVE YOU. BYE.

BREAKING NEWS: GUEST VANDALS finalists announced tomorrow and YOU choose the winner!

WOW. We can’t believe the response and participation level for the first ever GUEST VANDALS competition. You guys have beautifully weird thoughts and aren’t afraid to draw them all over baseball cards for no reason. We are disgustingly grateful, and so we’ve decided to ask YOUR HELP in deciding the winner! This is how it will work: We will post the finalists first thing tomorrow morning. Whichever finalist post receives the most Facebook likes by MIDNIGHT will be declared the WINNER/internet CHAMPION/our new BFF.

Thanks again to all the participants and all of our fans, and don’t forget to vote tomorrow instead of doing something better for yourself or for your family! LOVE YOU. BYE.