Why should Yahoo get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What’s so great about Yahoo? Hmm? David Karp is just as cute as Yahoo. David Karp is just as smart as Yahoo. People totally like David Karp just as much as they like Yahoo. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that’s not what the internet is about. We should totally just stab Yahoo!