I don’t know about you, but I find the idea of Voldemort doing normal things absolutely hilarious. Like Voldemort wakes up everyday and he poops. He spills gravy on his robes. Crunchy things get stuck on his teeth when he’s eating. Sometimes he suffers in silence because he needs to pee in the middle of death eater meetings. Sometimes he gets an accidental boner.
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