I need a new thing for today

I ain’t putting a GPOY up here because my eyes are all baggy this morning and my beard is too short and my hair is too long and I look like a homeless person. I’m not doing the shuffle since I always post music. I’d like to do Ass Wednesday but that’s probably blasphemous. I’m too tired to come up with an interesting story or an update of any kind so I’m just going to sit here and complain. Whiny Wednesday is a thing, right?