10. River City Ransom
it’s still great. go play it again.
9. Nekketsu Street Basket: Ganbare Dunk Heroes
river city ransom was downtown nekketsu monogatari in japan, and it had a fuckton of spinoffs. you already played super dodge ball and NES world cup, but this motherfucker was two on two basketball with super shots, fighting, item pickups, and three hoops stacked on top of each other at either end - that you can knock off and throw onto the other side so as to score even more points. better than NBA jam.
8. Ike Ike! Nekketsu Hockey-bu: Subete Koronde Dairanto
p. much all the shit i was just talking about with ganbare dunk heroes only now it’s hockey. you liked NES world cup, you’ll like this.
7. Nekketsu Kakuto Densetsu
2 on 2 team fighting with multiple fighting styles, special moves, team attacks, and interactive environments, all the way back on the NES. i really like the kunio-kun/river city ransom series
6. ESP Ra.De
PCHEHWOEOWE PcHOO PCHOO
5. Earnest Evans
hahahaha, i’m kidding. earnest evans sucks. number 5 belongs to Sega Bass Fishing, not earnest evans. alternately, The Outfoxies. either way
4. Betrayal at Krondor
3. Pinball Arcade
YOU’VE GOT THE POWER (HAHAHAHA) YOU’VE GOT THE MIGHT (NO WAY) GET READY FOR BATTLE (GIVE ME YOUR MONEY) BEAT THE BLACK KNIGHT
2. Euro Truck Simulator 2
i live to drive for hours and completely zone out and rack up thousands in damages because i can’t steer for shit
1. Shadowrun Returns: Dragonfall - The Director’s Cut
i don’t actually know what games came out in 2014 but this is a really good one