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Kiss Me, try this~!

1. Go to Google Translate (www.google.translate.com)
2. Wrote ” Is U-Kiss ever gonna die “
3. Translate it from English to Vietnamese.
4. Copy the Vietnamese result and re-translate it in English
5. Look at the result. ♥

*translates*

Waiting.

*results*

*looks around the room* /crickets


*looks around the room again*


*looks once again to make sure there’s no one*

I love you Google! Will you marry me?

Two interviews from Italian music blogs: soundsblog, and rockol.it

“We know that the videos are important but do not take them too seriously. We finished the video for the new single, “Fever”, but we do not want to ruin the surprise so there will anticipate anything!”
[um, thanks googletranslate ?]

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Google Translator

I started to write a fanfiction , a Jongkey one! but in my native language (spanish) so I wanted to show it to my england friend Jess ♥ she doesnt know spanish, so I propossed my self to translate it for her, IS SO FUCKING DIFFICULT D: and google translator its a shit TT-TT 

At the beginning: 

Me: oh , its ok I believe this ok , my friend will read it soon ! so excited 

*writing* - stupid example

me: el cielo es azul (the sky is blue)

google translator: *I will translate what ever I want* No chicken for you

me:

Google translator words and sentences have no sense I hate it 

ME AT THIS MOMENT:  

So now I see that translate its so fucking difficult but I will work hard, when I finish the first chapter I will upload it in my page 

Make way for The 2nd Epic of Klitschko!

We made another one xD…

Would he screech that lie because Klitschko’s tunic that they are cage flow? Klitschko sat down. Klitschko, that would drive Liu 1000 k. Sh sh Ah Wu – that Klitschko, Klitschko that would be driven by whether Sh would tongue Ryoj that they would trillion, heh heh heh that would do.

AO (negative), took less than assist you with any queries Boynton Sink took in Atlanta Klitschko. Anhydrous shall do that no enduring Shu No!!!

AO (negative), took less than assist you with any queries k Boynton Ke shall withstand a myriad manifesting that there wouldn’t be a Naruto. Know that sexual intercourse that Klitschko down new rock Klitschko that flow seconds.

They shall crush Mu-SA-SA I Boynton’s laugh, there wouldn’t be a non-Klitschko and Haute-AO(negative) new Klitschko out unto the Lord unto Zechariah swaen u.s. hockey history Klitschko k Shah — shall it come to pass that they shall be close that Easter shall be equally Haute-Haute-Jae-MoMo

It shall come to pass unto you, Jodi, upon that the two men wouldn’t cast the new wok. I shall automatically grasp Boynton, that they shall be unto you my man Etcetera. Men drilling less than Mung Etcetera’s laugh shall have a close encounter with a cotton swaen. New shall be unto you, and seconds upon manifesting unto that there wouldn’t be hockey without Nadja. History shall be upon shifty Yad Rack upon which they shall cancel that there wouldn’t be a shifty Hangul consonant and vowel tables new hod out.

The Saga of Klitschko through Google Translate

Kia and I were messing around with google translate and here’s what we got…

Klitschko shall (call) upon the Lord (and) shall show the new year that Jack Boynton hid by which they shall get a new boynton shall sink that manifesting money?
Although you act according to continue new boynton Klitschko, whether valid judge in the new year is, breathes hull’s jacket Boynton, participation possible to find out the malice situation?
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Heh would be Hugh Hugh rate flow computer Hangul consonant and vowel tables would be TCU would screech Hangul consonant and vowel tables would TCU raised screech Klitschko!!! Featured put screech would Po sh ㄸ would heh Oh Fund vowel tables
HoJung to obtain Klitschko in the narrow meeting of SHk; the currency of the second of the United Nations KSH of the (Order) of Olot you of the (eye) of the sHtr-Turnschuhe of the geschrienefrau.