What better way to start up my old blog than by posting quite possibly the funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

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FRIDAY NIGHT FIGHTS WEEK 6: Equius Zahhak vs Kanaya Maryam for the SCW Universal Championship

The one flaw of a Light Player

While having a discussion me and my friend came to an awesome conclusion about Light.

: But I mean Mages do usually get the butt end of their aspect

Me: what if you were thwarted from being dependent on yourself

nyoomage: but like vriska commanded tavros to take her to her slab and rose knew that she was going to die with the tumor

Me: it seems like Void players do nothing but make mistakes y'know

Me: Equius let himself die

Me: Roxy was a drunkard

Me: Horuss probably tried his best out of them but still ended in shambles

Me: I wonder which one of us would go grimdark first, if at all

nyoomage: light players have a habit of making one key mistake and some else having to fix it

nyoomage: usually john

nyoomage: always john

nyoomage: john save me

nyoomage: not but forreal - rose when grimdark by asking the horrorterrors ‘are you evil?’ and john had to corpsesmooch her

nyoomage: vriska chose to flee to face jack and as a result terezi killed her until john went back in time and punched her

nyoomage: and aranea just… fuck off aranea

Me: Aranea got cocky

Me: in fact

Me: that seems to be a running theme with light player

Me: s

Me: They do something too well

Me: And Void players don’t do something well enough

nyoomage: oh my god that’s the one flaw of a light player - hubris

nyoomage: they get used to being right so when they’re actually wrong it destroys them

nyoomage: bc rose thought she could outsmart the horrorterror, vriska thought she could kill jack and aranea should she could defeat condy

nyoomage: jfc how have i not realised that

Me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Me: Houston we have a breakthrough

equius asked:

i just moved to texas like two weeks ago and i am overwhelmed by all of the texas things, like, i went to HEB and there was cheese shaped like texas i was crying??

like other states make fun of texas but they genuinely fail to grasp how texan texas is we have texas shaped everything

texas shaped gravestones

texas shaped mirrors

texas shaped cheese

texas shaped pools

texas shaped glasses

honestly i could go on tldr is that if you can think of it you can probably buy it shaped like texas