Blart 2 notes (part 1)
My handwriting is too messy so here is the first instalment of my notes on blart 2.
I paid $20 for this, let’s see if it’s worth it.
Oh my god a minions trailer…the guy beside me loves it. Some parts of the trailer are funny. I’m pissed off.
“I wanna watch that” - guy beside me
OH MY GOD ITS THE PIXELS TRAILER
(and then I just wrote in large letters:)
“I wanna watch that too” - guy beside me
Blart time!! The movie is starting.
Blart’s wife is disillusioned. Fuck this is awful.
Oh my god
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BLARTS MUM FUCKING DIED JESUS CHRIST
everyone in the theatre gasped in horror as we watched her body being smacked loudly by a milk truck
“Hipster talk. Everybody’s zipping.” - blart
A woman was nice to blart and he got all weird and told her not to hit on him. Ok
Blart is rotating his ass and asking “is that valid” repetitively