Scenario: In the Dollar Tree Parking lot thinking that I might want to check with my mom as to what she plans on buying for me son for Easter. So I call her before entering the store.
Me: Mom, what do you plan on buying K for Easter?
Nana: Anything his little ole heart desires.
Me: Um, could you be a little more specific?
Nana: I was being specific I will buy him whatever he wants. All he needs to do is tell me and it’s his.
Me: Mom, you can’t just buy him everything.
Nana: Why not? I’m his Nana! I can do whatever i want.
Me: Ok, so I guess I won’t get him anything.
*Thinking to myself—this kid better be thankful he’s an only child. If he wasn’t he wouldn’t get the lion’s share of all holidays!!!