Fic: Be Mine

An anon wanted a fic based off the show Married At First Sight, so I took that concept but made my own rules, because I do what I want (and also didn’t wanna actually watch an episode). ~2300 words, PG, tooth-rottingly fluffy.

Kurt was pretty sure he looked like an antsy five-year-old with the way he was fidgeting in his chair, but he couldn’t help himself. He was five minutes away from marrying a complete stranger, after all - fidgeting was only to be expected, right?

Oh God, what if I’m marrying a serial killer? What if he wants to wear my skin as a suit? Kurt thought hysterically. He bit the inside of his cheek to distract himself. Calm down, Hummel. You had to go through a background check to get on this show, remember? I’m sure they’d weed out any serial killers who applied.

“Kurt? Your husband awaits,” said Melody, one of the producers, from the doorway. She made a follow me gesture and led Kurt into the fairly nice-looking courthouse they’d rented for the day. Three other couples were taking the plunge along with him and his mystery beau, but the producers decided to hold each wedding separately so the cameras could get plenty of footage of everyone.

A tinny recording of the wedding march played as Kurt entered from the left side of the room, waiting for the door opposite him to open and reveal the man he’d be spending the next month (if not longer) of his life with.

He wasn’t disappointed.

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Fic: Bonding

Based off this AU idea: you crouched down to coo at my baby but i forgot to tell you their favorite thing to do is to play with people’s hair and now they won’t let go of you.

Modified slightly, but still fucking adorable, if I do say so myself. ~1450 words, G.

Kurt couldn’t help but smile at Josie’s happy babbles as they jogged (well, he was jogging, she was in her stroller) through Central Park. The weather was gorgeous, Josie had allowed him to put on her shoes without any fussing, and he even had enough time to stop for a quick pastry on the way home if he kept this pace up.

Unfortunately, Josie chose that moment to take off her shoes and chuck them in opposite directions, one landing on the other side of the footpath and the other nearly falling into a pile of goose poop in the grass nearby. Kurt ran to rescue that one first, leaving one arm stretched back towards her stroller like that could keep her from causing any more mischief while he had to look away.

He nearly dropped it again when he turned back and saw a handsome stranger approaching, Josie’s other shoe in hand.

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Fic: Shock And Awe

anon prompted: Every year when the MET ball comes around I wonder how Klaine would be if they were the ones preparing like outfit planning, getting dressed together and actually going to the ball and I was wondering if you could pleaseee write it? :)

I’m a little belated, but it’s always a good time for a ball, right? PGish, 1200 words, fluff.

Kurt barely noticed the front door of their apartment opening, too focused on the fancy cream-colored invitation in his hands to care about anything else.

“Kurt? Babe, are you home?” Blaine’s voice sounded as if it was coming from a distance, though Kurt could see him come to stand in front of his own place on the couch. “Why didn’t you answer my texts about what to have for dinner?”

“I can’t,” Kurt trailed off, still frantically reading and rereading the text. “I just.”

Blaine knelt down and made eye contact with Kurt, bracing himself by placing his hands on Kurt’s knees. “Sweetheart, you’re scaring me. I need you to use full sentences, please.”

“Here!” Kurt thrust the invitation at Blaine, who scanned it quickly before double-taking and rereading it with more vigor.

“We got invited to the Met Ball?!” he said, looking up at Kurt with wide, excited eyes. “We - this isn’t-”

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Time wise apart from a few errands every so often I am around a lot.  I am very comfortable with normal femslash pairings, G!P and non-G!P pairings and am quite comfortable with G!P/G!P pairings.  (What is G!P? in short.)  I have various bios and plot ideas written up, but I tend to do better plotting when talking it out so we can find something that fits both of us..  I am definitely open to considering other people’s ideas.

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