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Lea and Chord filming in uptown whittier passing by Greenleaf! (Snippet of Thousand Miles duet)

Original Kurt Solos | [listen here]

A playlist with the original versions of songs sung by Kurt (Chris Colfer) on Glee.

Mr. Cellophane - Chicago | Defying Gravity - Wicked | A House Is Not A Home - Dionne Warnick | Rose’s Turn - Gypsy | I Want To Hold Your Hand - The Beatles | Le Jazz Hot - Victor/Victoria | Don’t Cry For Me Argentina - Evita | Blackbird - The Beatles |  As If We Never Said Goodbye - Sunset Boulevard | Some People - Gypsy | I’m The Greatest Star - Funny Girl | I Have Nothing - Whitney Houston | The Music Of The Night - The Phanton Of The Opera | Not The Boy Next Door - The Boy From Oz | I’ll Remember - Madonna | Being Alive - Company | Bring Him Home - Les Miserables | You’re The Sunshine Of My Life - Stevie Wonder | I’m Still Here - Follies | Memory - Cats | Lucky Star - Madonna

I love Brittana as much as the next Brittana shipper but

honestly it kind of pisses me off that when Brittany was with Artie and Santana told her she wanted to be with her she was like “I can’t break up with him” and okay, she’s not gonna just drop everything just because Santana finally managed to get her head out of her own ass. Fair enough.

Then with Sam, it’s like, “I’m not gonna break up with Sam, I really like him, he makes me feel smart” or whatever bullshit she says here. And it’s like (AND I GRIND MY TEETH AS I TYPE THIS), Okaaaay, fair enough, it was Santana who broke up with her and broke her heart in the first place.

BUT then Brittany breaks up with Sam, and Santana is dating Dani and just trying to be a good friend to Britt in 100 when Brittany does EXACTLY THE SAME THING SANTANA DID TO HER WITH THE ARTIE AND THE SAM THING AND WORSE.

Not only telling her she wants to be with her but also goin as far as kissing her (something Santana never did to convince Britt to be with her on either occasion). If Santana would have suprise-kissed Britt in order to get back with her it would have been SOOOO WRONG. But when Brittany does it it’s fine cause she’s Brittany and apparently she can get away with shit like that and it’s cute. (WHICH IT IS BECAUSE IT’S BRITTANA BUT THE POINT STILL STANDS)

AND OBVIOUSLY SANTANA IS SUPPOSED TO COMPLY TO BRITTANY’S WHIM.
 

But why? even if Santana didn’t love Dani, why is she supposed to drop everything she’s got going on for Brittany when Brittany couldn’t do the same for her on two separate occasions? 

You can justify it however you want but the real problem is that the writers have no idea what they’re doing with their characters and also there’s the fact that some shit ((like bram)) they have done deliberately to spite the fans. You can fact check that just by looking at Ryan’s tweets.The only awards he should be winning are on biting the hands that feed him. (And also chord’s tweets but I don’t want to talk about that bag of shit. I hope his career goes nowhere soon.)

Sam was a complete turd for saying that Brittany being with him is what’s best for her. I guess he might have a point in, as being in a straight couple is easy, it’s way more practical, 2 seemingly heterosexual white people in a relationship? Get ready for a life of privilege. Get preggo the easy way, get your perfect house, dog, your white picket fence and your happily ever after without any hassle that comes from being in a same sex relationship. 

But does easier mean “what’s best for her”? HARDLY.

There was a ton of backlash from the fandom when Santana talked some shit about bisexuals. (I’m talking about when she says that she wants to date a girl that won’t stray for the D). But what do you expect? I’d be kinda jaded too if my girl blew me off for guys not once but TWICE. 
It’s shitty if you say that about all bisexual girls but if she’s talking specifically about Brittany, it’s completely warranted. It is fucking traumatizing to have that happen to you, and yes, I speak of experience. 

Will I date a bisexual girl again? 

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Will I date a bisexual girl that has a history of being fickle? 

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It’s one thing to say, “If I’m single and you’re single, we mingle” but what she did in 100, (((as much as I screamed and flailed because FUCK YEAH BRITTANA!!! HELL YEAH FUCK YEAH OTP WOOO11!!))) It was disrespectful as FUCK towards Santana. She didn’t respect Santana and her relationship with Dani, yet she asked Santana to respect her relationships with Artie and Sam, “I can’t break up with him, it’s not right”, making Britt, (AND I’M SORRY I HAVE TO SAY IT) A HUUUGE fucking hypocrite. Yeah so it’s not right for her to break up with Artie or Sam because Santana wants to be with her but it’s perfectly fine for Santana to break up with Dani because Britt wants to be with her now that she’s disposed of Sam.

She like made up a set of rules about relationships and then when it was convenient for her she was like

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People that hate on Brittana *cough* Klainers  usually talk shit by saying that Santana manipulates Britt, when actually it is SOOOO the other way around. Brittany used Santana’s love for her as leverage. Santana NEVER says no to her and Brittany knows it. except in duets and not going to fondue for two but that shit doesn’t count she was just not ready to come out Brittany knows she’s got power over Santana so she uses it. 

What Britt did in regards to saying no to Santana when Bartie, and Saying no to Santana when Bram, but then pushing for a relationship with Santana when Dantana was happening, is akin to waving a juicy steak in front of a starving lion and not let it reach it, “you want it? lol can’t have it” letting the lion struggle and wear itself out until it gives up and only when the lion has no fight in him she’s like “lol whatever have it” and the lion eats it anyway, confused and maybe a tiny bit humiliated but he eats it because that’s all he wanted in the first place. Also, he was hungry.  OKAY, so this analogy may suck but it made sense in my head.

Brittany has ALL the control in the relationship. (except in the event of a breakup prompted by Santana) Brittany establishes the rules. When they get back together it’s only when Brittany wants to. She calls the shots. 

"I’m sure your girlfriend’s great, but… you can’t recreate what you and I have"  Yeah, just like I’m sure your boyfriend was great. And how your other boyfriend was great too and neither of them were the real deal but at least you had the chance to rebound and have an actual relationship until you decided it was over with no outside pressure. 

For the record, I hate Dantana. I’m one of those Brittana shippers who strictly ships Santana with Brittany and viceversa. I don’t like Quinntana BUT when they slept together I was like “YOU GO, BABY! IF YOUR EX CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK SHE WANTS THEN SO CAN YOU!”

I felt utter second hand humiliation at how Santana was after the breakup, especially when she had that one bitch pretend to be her girlfriend. THE VERY DEFINITION OF “How the mighty have fallen” and it was even more humiliating that Brit was like “lol bitch no, get a life and a real gf, i’ve moved on bye” “LOL, WANNA GO TO BREADSTIX WITH ME AND SAM?” ARE. YOU. FUCKING. KIDDING. ME. 

In that scene, Britt goes “why can’t you have a real girlfriend?”

So Santana is like “ok” and then fucks off to New York and after struggling so hard to move on she finally does get a new girlfriend and what does Brittany do?

 

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Literally it does not make sense unless you want Britt to look like a complete bitch. ((Which glee does not do because aww she’s Brittany, she’s innocent like a child. Right? Wrong.)) All of this would be completely moot if Santana and Dani had broken up prior to this but they didn’t, so, RANT.

The running joke in the fandom is that Santana is whipped but IT PAINS ME PAAAAINS ME to say that going by CANON, Santana loves Brittany more than Brittany loves Santana. And I think it stems from the fact that the writers don’t take Brittany seriously, like a real person with real feelings and real capacity to love fully.

It gives me a bit of relief that it’s not just with Brittana, Glee has a penchant for doing lopsided relationships, just look at Klaine, I don’t care about them but you can tell by what’s happened in their relationship that Kurt loves Blaine more than Blaine loves Kurt.

"if you want me i’m here" Brittany knows Santana is going to say yes and drop everything because she’s always had Santana wrapped around her finger (wanky). But seriously.

You can say “BUT THEY’RE GETTING MARRIED AND THEY’RE GONNA BE ALL LOVEY DOVEY” … well, yeah, right… but after the writers purposely dragging their relationship through the mud and making it seem unimportant to Britt in Diva and other eps. Not to mention shitting on the fandom until everybody was fucking gone.

We’re probably going to see Brittana really in love come season 6, but is it because that’s the way it was always going to be? that’s what the writers planned all along? The writers believe Brittany and Santana are soul-mates, true love, live and die by your side and all that? No. It’s because of this:

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They’re pulling all the stops to get some viewers back and if it works, I will rip my arm off and beat you all with it. WATCH THE FUCKING CLIPS OF THEM ON TUMBLR GOD DAMN IT. Or like, the live stream, anything that doesn’t give them the numbers back. They don’t deserve it.

It was hard getting over Bartie and to be honest the Brittana payoff we got was WEAK AS FUCK. THAT’S RIGHT, I SAID IT, THE KISS FROM HEART WASN’T EVEN THAT GOOD. EVEN SO, WE HAD TO WAIT FOR FUCKING EVER TO GET IT AND THEN SANTANA GOT OUTED AND BRITT DIDN’T DO SHIT AND DIDN’T SAY SHIT FOR LIKE AN ENTIRE SEASON OH MY FUCKING GOD

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Also, the fact that Hemo was like “lol Brittana is over”, like, seriously? Thank you, Hemo, you really know how to keep your fans happy.

CAN YOU TELL I JUST WATCHED DIVA?! GOOD GOD I SERIOUSLY FEEL LIKE I’M GOING TO VOMIT. I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY. I’M NOT KIDDING, I FEEL PHYSICALLY AND EMOTIONALLY SICK AFTER WATCHING THAT. I CAN’T EVEN BEGIN TO EXPLAIN HOW TRIGGERING EVERYTHING IS. I HATE GLEE. IT’S DISGUSTING. I HOPE KARMA DOES EXIST AND RYAN MURPHY GETS EVERYTHING THAT HE DESERVES FOR BEING SUCH A PIECE OF SHIT.

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So it’s no secret that Mercedes loves her animal prints, but they really made an impression on me in “Asian F” mainly because she wears so many different pieces and majority of them are leopard print. She wears a leopard print skirt, a leopard print shirt, 2 different leopard print necklaces, and a leopard print fedora (FoG has taken down the link for that). The only other feline piece she wears is the necklace in the fourth gif which is a “Betsey Johnson Asian Jungle Tiger Pendant”. 

Anywho, this led me to wondering why she wore so much leopard print in this episode, so I decided to look up animal symbolism and was really pleased by what I found. 

Leopard - Leopard symbolism comes bearing the message that the time has come that you must now tap into your own innate hunting nature… whatever it is you are desiring you must awaken the hunter within to obtain it. You must go after your desires with fury and passion, you must lay down your fears and become the fierce hunter. The time is now… as you open to this energy you will find latent skills of the hunter awaiting you deep within your DNA, these skills have been with you all along… but it is you that must call up these powers, the powers of stealth and deep desire… desire enough to hunt down and fight for what you want… this is the passion of the Leopard.

As for tigers, most of the sites that I came across spoke about it symbolizing finding the courage to go after the things you want. 

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