Karkat Is The Bestest Kitty Ever
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  • ▲:Teenage Lesbian Troll Vampire Looking For Love
  • ▼:KANAYA WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
  • ▼:WHAT THE FUCK IS A VAMPIRE.
  • ▲:Hello Karkat
  • ▲:Youre Not A Lady
  • ▼:NO I'M NOT.
  • ▼:SHOULD I LEAVE YOU ALONE TO LOOK FOR LOVE ON THE INTERNET.
  • ▲:But Thats Okay Because Youre Still
  • ▲:Hic
  • ▲:Adorable
  • ▼:OH GOD ARE YOU DRUNK AGAIN
  • ▲:Today I Found A Picture Of You With Cat Ears
  • ▲:And I Thought
  • ▲:It Was Exactly
  • ▲:Hic
  • ▲:You
  • ▼:WHERE THE FUCK WOULD YOU FIND SOMETHING LIKE THAT
  • ▼:DON'T CALL ME ADORABLE
  • ▲:Everywhere Thats Where
  • ▲:But Dont Worry I Brought Catnip Karkat
  • ▲:Soon You Will Understand
  • ▲:-Sprinkles It Around-
  • ▼:UH WHAT IS THAT
  • ▼:IT SMELLS
  • ▼:GOOD
  • ▲:Karkat Its For You
  • ▲:Here
  • ▲:-Takes Out A Cat Tail And Dangles It-
  • ▼:OH
  • ▼:IT'S MOVING
  • ▼:*BAT BAT*
  • ▼:FUCK WHAT AM I DOING
  • ▼:STOP THAT ME
  • ▼:WHAT ARE YOU DOING KANAYA.
  • ▲:Dont Worry Karkat This Is Natural
  • ▲:-Drags Cat Tail Along The Floor And Keeps It Away-
  • ▼:FUCK STOP MOVING
  • ▼:*POUNCEGRAB*
  • ▼:IS IT DEAD
  • ▲:-Pauses For A Moment And Then Drags It Quickly Away-
  • ▼:NOOO
  • ▼:GOD DAMN IT
  • ▼:*CHASES IT AROUND THE FUCKING ROOM*
  • ▼:UGH KANAYA STOP THAT
  • ▼:STOP MAKING ME DO WEIRD THINGS
  • ▲:-Grins And Leans Down To Pet Karkat-
  • ▲:Dont Worry This Is All
  • ▲:Hic
  • ▲:How Its Supposed To Be
  • ▲:Good Kitty
  • ▼:WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO
  • ▼:*PURR*
  • ▼:*NUZZLES HAND*
  • ▼:MORE.
  • ▲:-Scratches His Head And Then Pets Under His Chin-
  • ▼:PRRRRR
  • ▼:THAT FEELS SO
  • ▼:UGH WHAT ARE YOU DOING
  • ▼:DON'T TOUCH ME LIKE THAT
  • ▲:You Know You
  • ▲:Hic
  • ▲:Enjoy That
  • ▲:Dont You Kitty
  • ▲:-Rubs His Ears-
  • ▼:NO I
  • ▼:YES
  • ▼:MORE
  • ▼:*ROLLS ON BACK*
  • ▲:-Giggle Hiccups And Pets His Tummy With One Hand And Under His Chin With The Other-
  • ▲:Pretty Kitty Pretty Kitty
  • ▼:PRRRRR
  • ▼:FEELS SO GOOD
  • ▼:DON'T STOP
  • ▼:WAIT DID YOU JUST CALL ME PRETTY
  • ▼:WHAT THE FUCK
  • ▲:Yes You Are Such A Pretty Kitty
  • ▲:Your Coat Is So
  • ▲:Hic
  • ▲:Glossy
  • ▲:-Scratches His Ear-
  • ▼:MMMMM
  • ▼:OTHER EAR
  • ▲:-Does So-
  • ▼:MMMM YESSSSS
  • ▼:WAIT DONT TOUCH MY FUCKING EARS
  • ▼:WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING
  • ▲:Hic
  • ▲:Nothing Special
  • ▲:Now Would You Like Some Milk
  • ▲:-Produces Dish Of Warm Milk-
  • ▼:I DON'T TRUST YOU
  • ▼:WHAT IF YOU PUT SOMETHING IN THERE
  • ▲:I Would Never Do That
  • ▲:It Is Nice Warm Milk For The
  • ▲:Hic
  • ▲:Bestest Kitty Out There
  • ▼:WELL OKAY THEN
  • ▼:*LAPS UP WHOLE DISH*
  • ▼:OH GOD THAT'S SO GOOD
  • ▲:Good Kitty
  • ▲:Are You Hungry
  • ▲:-Pets-
  • ▼:YES VERY
  • ▼:*NUZZLES PALM*
  • ▲:Okay I Wasnt Sure What You Would Want So I
  • ▲:Hic
  • ▲:Got Some Wet Food And A Chicken And A Newt And Kibble And A Pigeon And
  • ▼:ALL OF IT
  • ▼:SOUNDS SO GOOD
  • ▲:-Gets All Of It Out-
  • ▲:But Dont Eat Too Much Or Youll Get A
  • ▲:Hic
  • ▲:Tummy Ache
  • ▼:BUT IT SMELLS SO GOOD CAN I JUST HAVE
  • ▼:ALL OF IT
  • ▼:*OM NOM*
  • ▼:*NOM NOM NOM*
  • ▲:Oh No Kitty Slow Down
  • ▼:NO I DON'T WANT TO
  • ▼:IT'S SO GOOD
  • ▲:But Your Little Tummy
  • ▼:SEE NO PROBLEM IT'S ALL GONE
  • ▲:But Your Tummy
  • ▲:Are You Okay
  • ▲:I Dont Want You To
  • ▲:Hic
  • ▲:Get Sick
  • ▼:UUUUUGH
  • ▲:-Pets-
  • ▲:Oh Kitty Im Sorry Do You Feel Sick Let Me Get A Towel
  • ▼:NO I'M FINE
  • ▼:JUST BREATHE
  • ▲:You Sure
  • ▲:Do You Need Me To Rub Your Tummy
  • ▲:Or Uhm
  • ▲:Take You To The Vet
  • ▼:WHAT IS A VET
  • ▼:THAT SOUNDS PAINFUL
  • ▲:A Pet Is A Nice Place Full Of Nice People That Make Kitties
  • ▲:Hic
  • ▲:Feel Better
  • ▲:When They Are Sick
  • ▼:NO DON'T MAKE ME GO
  • ▼:I'M NOT SICK
  • ▼:*HURK*
  • ▲:!!
  • ▲:Kitty I Think You Need A Vet
  • ▲:Quick Get In The Kitty Carrier Ill Take You
  • ▼:*HISS*
  • ▲:Kitty Dont Be Mad At Me I Love You So Much
  • ▼:*PAW FLAIL*
  • ▲:Kittyyyy
  • ▲:I Dont Want You To Be Sick
  • ▲:If Youre Sick We Cant Play Any More
  • ▼:I'M NOT SICK IT'S JUST A HAIRBALL
  • ▼:DON'T WORRY ABOUT
  • ▼:*HACK*
  • ▲:-Wide Eyes-
  • ▲:On The Newspapers
  • ▲:-Gets Newspapers And Puts Them In Front Of Karkat-
  • ▼:*KCHHH*
  • ▼:OKAY THAT'S BETTER
  • ▼:TOLD YOU IT WAS NOTHING TO
  • ▼:WORRY ABOUT
  • ▲:Okay Kitty
  • ▲:-Throws The Gross Stuff Away And Cleans Up And Then Rubs Under The Kitties Chin-
  • ▲:Do You Need A Nap Kitty
  • ▼:NO
  • ▼:NO I'M NOT
  • ▼:*YAWN STRETCH*
  • ▼:TIRED
  • ▲:You Can Take A Nap In My Lap Kitty
  • ▲:And I Will Pet You
  • ▼:NO WHY WOULD I GET CLOSE TO YOU LIKE THAT
  • ▼:UH
  • ▼:WHAT FABRIC IS THAT
  • ▼:YOUR SKIRT
  • ▲:Its Soft Fabric
  • ▲:Hic
  • ▲:Thats What
  • ▼:WELL I GUESS IF I JUST KIND OF
  • ▼:RUBBED MY FACE IN IT
  • ▼:THAT WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM
  • ▼:RIGHT
  • ▲:Thats Fine Kitty
  • ▲:Hic
  • ▲:Because You Are The Best Kitty Ever
  • ▼:MMMM
  • ▼:FEELS SO GOOD
  • ▼:*KNEADS*
  • ▲:-Pets The Kittys Head And Then Scratches Down His Back-
  • ▼:PRRRR
  • ▼:*ARCHES BACK*
  • ▲:Whos A Pretty Kitty.... You Are! -Sings-
  • ▼:PRRRRR
  • ▼:WAIT ARE YOU SINGING AT ME
  • ▼:WHAT AM I DOING ON YOU
  • ▼:WHAT DID YOU PUT IN MY DRINK
  • ▲:-Pets More-
  • ▲:I Didnt Put Anything In It Just Milk And My Love
  • ▼:WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE YOU
  • ▼:YOU'RE JUST
  • ▼:DON'T STOP
  • ▲:-Scratches Down His Spine-
  • ▼:*KITTY SHIVER*
  • ▲:Because I Love You Kitty Thats Why
  • ▼:KANAYA THIS IS BAD YOU AREN'T THINKING STRAIGHT
  • ▲:No Kitty I Am I Am And I Love You And -Rubs Under Chin-
  • ▲:And You Need A Nap Now
  • ▼:BUT
  • ▼:I'M NOT TIRED
  • ▲:But I Saw You Yawning
  • ▲:And I Thought We Could
  • ▲:Hic
  • ▲:Cuddle
  • ▼:I TOLD YOU I'M NOT
  • ▼:*YAWN*
  • ▼:TIRED
  • ▲:Awww Kitty Its Okay -Rubs His Ears-
  • ▲:Just Close Your Eyes Nice And Easy
  • ▼:PRRRR
  • ▼:OKAY
  • ▼:*SLEEPILY SHUTS EYES*
  • ▲:-Continues To Rub His Ears, Smiling-
  • ▼:PRRRRRR
  • ▼:YOU'RE SO WARM
  • ▼:AND SOFT
  • ▲:<3
  • ▲:-Yawns-
  • ▼:WHY ARE YOU TIRED
  • ▼:YOU CAN'T BE TIRED
  • ▼:WHO WILL SCRATCH MY EARS
  • ▲:-Smiles- But We Can Take A Nap Together
  • ▲:It Will Be
  • ▲:Hic
  • ▲:Nice
  • ▲:-Rubs His Ears Slowly-
  • ▼:MMMM
  • ▼:I GUESS THAT IS OKAY
  • ▼:JUST
  • ▼:DON'T
  • ▼:*TOO TIRED*
  • ▲:-Eyelids Droop-
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