anonymous said:

Okay but what if they had to deal with Parent Trap style rivalry between two cabins? Bahorel, Feuilly and R having to pull furniture off a roof and trying to figure out how the hell a bunch of pre-teens got it up there. Bossuet having the bad luck of opening a booby-trapped door one morning and being covered in paint. Enjolras having to deal with this moody girl standing in the lake who clothes have been stolen and he does not know how to handle this.

yes!!!!!!!!! they have a weekly inter-cabin competition that involves a few sports, the challenge course, swimming, bucket brigades, etc etc

but even though the Official Competition is only like three hours long on thursday, it is an unspoken rule that cabins must assert their dominance throughout the week, just so that when they win at the competition their victory will be total and complete. cue week-long prank wars.

courfeyrac gets really into it. like, really into it. he was responsible for the one time feuilly woke up in a tree, with no recollection of how he got there. a lot of pranks can be traced back to courf if you try hard enough. (nobody ever does.)

been thinkin about supernatural/paranormal au

consider the following taxonomy system: sentient intelligent beings falling under the general classification of “pneuma” from an archaic greek term for life & essence (not usually human, and not always individuals, but singularly vesseled beings of superior intelligence and communication capacity? It’s the best definition I can come up with bc I’m trying not to use human as the default to the best of my ability. Plus it’s pretty broad; pneuma can be anything from humans to angels to naga to nymphs.) From pneuma there’s two subgroups, terrestrial (pneuma with only earthly/physically bound bodies, i.e., humans, werewolves, etc.) And celestial (pneuma with non-earthly/physical bound bodies. They almost always, however, have the capability to bind themselves to physical vessels; i.e., fallen stars who make human bodies for themselves, demons who possess human vessels, etc.) Celestial and terrestrial subgroups have their own set up subgroups, categorized by various factors: immortal vs immortal, magical vs mundane capabilities, biflora, hybrids, etc. etc.

and then of course characters are divied up into the different groups; theoretically the classification is broad enough to include any conceivable creature of myth and fiction, from celestial nymphs to reanimated corpses to fairies to fates to angels. Just, u know. Think on it.

saimonmonroe said:

*KICKS DOWN YOUR DOOR* DID SOMEONE SAID DARK!ALANA BLOOM

*RAISES HAND AND JUMPS UP AND DOWN IN SEAT EXCITEDLY* I!!! I DID!!!

Dark!Alana in AU form is excellent, give me all the dark AUs, especially involving Bedelia as a lover, but consider: Dark canonical Alana. Obviously not to the extent as I would prefer in an AU, but Alana being really fucked up in the aftermath of season 2? Gimme. Throw out the idea that Alana is strong and a psychiatrist and will therefore cope healthily and easily and naturally. Give me self-destructive Alana. Give me a side of her we’ve never seen before and that we would’ve never guessed was there, just lying under the surface, waiting to be provoked, even awoken, because truthfully, we don’t know much about Alana. We can gauge how she’ll react to her situation based on the information we have already, but it isn’t a lot. What if she reacted completely differently than we expect her to? What if she already has demons, ones from a past that’s hidden from us so far, ones that she tried so hard to obscure with a perfectly crafted mask of normality, but they end up coming out swinging again nonetheless? Give me Dark!Alana or give me death, tbh.

(All this from a picture of Caroline smoking a cigar you ask….yes. Yes indeed.)

anonymous said:

Fae Tales AU - Gwyn and Terho

1) Give me a pairing.

2) Give me an AU setting.

3) I will write you a three-sentence fic.

Gwyn stroked his fingers through locks of contrasting dark and white hair, brushing it back from the mouse-lad’s forehead- his mouth set downward in a frown, a heavy sadness pulling taut the corners of his lips.  It had been far too long since he’d visited the boy, the fondness he had for him sitting heavy in his gut now as he sat at his bedside and held his head in his hands- he supposed it was only a matter of time, after all, it ending like this.  He leaned over and kissed Terho’s closed eyes, snowy lashes tickling his lips as he stood to leave- heroes rarely had happy endings.

((WHY WOULD YOU GIVE ME THESE TWO THERE IS NO HAPPY FEELINGS HERE OH GOD WHAT DID YOU MAKE ME DO PIA DON’T HURT ME))

i love hogwarts AUs but u know what i love even more hogwarts AU cliches

  • sneaking into the dorms of other houses
  • accidently switching ties after making out in a broom closet
  • someone gets slipped a love potion with hilarious and harmless results
  • V E R I T A S E R U M
  • characters fighting off boggarts together
  • characters finding out their patronus forms together
  • goddamn i love hogwarts au cliches
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Clintasha 4/10 AUs | "Soulmates"
"Where everything is black and white until you meet your soulmate."
"Impossible... you can't be!"
"Sir, we got a problem."

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"You know, I gotta say when I first started working on Inception, some of the drawings they showed me of their ideas for that character was, uh, sort of schlubby, sort of like, well, he’s the tech guy, he runs the machines, you know, so maybe he should be wearing some sneakers and a plaid shirt et cetera and I was like ‘No, no, no.’

This guy is in charge of making sure everything goes right. The Cobb character that Leonardo DiCaprio played, he’s like the artist and this guy’s like the producer. So, uh, I thought of my friend Jared, who is a theatre producer by day and he’s a very spiffy dresser.

And I was like, ‘No, I want tailored suits and I want to slick back my hair, I want this guy to seem like he’s meticulous, like he pays very close attention to detail.’”

- Joseph Gordon-Levitt (x)

Thank you for your contribution, JGL ;D

Seriously, though. Can we all just take a minute to consider the fact we almost got a movie where Arthur is the ‘sloppy’ dresser? (Not that I actually believe Eames’ style is sloppy, nor do I think Arthur dislikes it.)

I like to think that somewhere, out there in the multiverse, there’s a universe where that movie was actually made. And all the fics contain descriptions of how Eames thinks Arthur has terrible - simply terrible - dress sense.

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Clintasha 5/10 AUs | AU "Reincarnation"
↳Based on the book "The Eternal Ones" by Kirsten Miller
"Do you... Did you ever love him?"
"Loki? NO! not once. Love is for children."
"In that case, I am a child."
"Clint, you know why I can't say those three little words to you, right? This life, Loki, the Red Room, everything I've seen and done..."
"It's okay Nat, I know you love me."
"Perhaps in our next life things will be different for us."
"I wish it were that easy. I look for you in every life, but I don’t always find you. And sometimes I find you too late."

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