So the window of my bedroom faces into breezeway shared with two other apartment buildings (think a square covered in windows). This evening I am being treated to the phone conversation stylings of the young lady that seems to be directly across, but a floor up from me. The convo is studded with gems which I shall share as I go through some emails….
- One of her teachers has no clue what he’s doing, despite the fact he looks “like the teacher off of Boy Meets World” he is just acting smart.
- Her Boyfriend also despite seeming be be otherwise “Ain’t shit and can’t fuck”. If she had her druthers he’d “leave a bitch alone”
After about 5 minutes of listening and ummhumm-ing it is her turn to talk again…
- The only reason she’s even dealing with school and teachers is because she must get her G.E.D. She is realizing that even “College Motherfuckers” need “a degree in fuckin fryology and shit” to get a job at McDonalds.