Things that annoy me about girl dippers from where I live?
1. “I’m so country, I chew!” Bitch, nah.
2. They leave their dips in for maybe ten minutes.
3. They think they are bad ass because they chew skoal berry blend. Okay, if you’re gonna claim to be “country”, chew like a fucking man. Copenhagen, all the way.
4. They don’t know how to spit correctly.
5. 90% of them only do it to look cool to cowboys.
Yes, I chew. And I am a girl. These^^ are all things I’ve realized from girls from my neck of the woods.