girls-world

me: *gives an answer*

teacher: class, do you agree or disagree?

you: well I disagree beca-

me:

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As strategies go for finding love, essentially saying “Hey, I’m attracted to you because you remind me of someone else” is a risky approach at the best of times. Throwing in an element of “Hey, I’m attracted to you because you remind me of someone else if they were a bizarre human / animal hybrid” is just showing off.

(credit for the “Neil from the Inbetweeners / Giraffe terrifying bastard chimera with glorious hair” letter goes to Doorknob Consortium over on Twitter - thank you!)