im tired of seeing joey giraffee on my dash and now that i think about it he’s prob going to be on ellen and shes gonna give him 10k for his white gay ass

                                ( seriadux )

                   “And then she had the nerve to question the routine I’ve
                   spent WEEKS perfecting. Like, it wasn’t even constructive
                   criticism! She told me it looked like we were baby giraffees
                   stumbling around, yet SHE’S the only one who can’t pick
                   up the choreographer. Can you BELIEVE that?”

                   She punctuates her point by all but STABBING her salad
                   with her fork, chewing on leaf and vegetable emphatically. 

                   “Please tell me your week is going better.”