“And then she had the nerve to question the routine I’ve spent WEEKS perfecting. Like, it wasn’t even constructive criticism! She told me it looked like we were baby giraffees stumbling around, yet SHE’S the only one who can’t pick up the choreographer. Can you BELIEVE that?”
She punctuates her point by all but STABBING her salad with her fork, chewing on leaf and vegetable emphatically.