it still makes me so happy when i talk about one direction around this girl because she would literally set me on fire if she could and every time i bring up her “husband” niall or 1D in general she gets so mad its like jesus baked me a cake

anonymous said:

Hey Cows! You look so sass-a-licious, since this is little mix themed, can any of you sing? also who's the cutest of you? ;)

  • i’m the cutest and i sound like a dying cow when i sing -NerdCow✞
  • I sing!! :3 ~NeonCow
  • I could sing but it would be only Xtina/Britney/90s songs~GingerCow
  • I can sing and dance :3 ~FashionCow

anonymous said:

about a raper Cartman,you said you couldn't picture him that way but don't you think what he did to Kyle in gingercow kinda clasifies as rape? I don't think Cartman would kipnap or beat up Kyle then make him a slave,I turn away from those fics as well but what I can imagine is a blackmail situation where he asks for sexual stimulation instead of having his farts eaten.

What he did in Ginger Cow. Blackmailing someone? No. I don’t think that classifies as rape. Rape is the unwanted penetration of the body in a sexual manner. What Cartman did in Ginger Cow is simply blackmail.  Cartman blackmailed Kyle with the intention of making a fool out of him. There’s a big difference between making fun of someone and raping them. 

As for your scenario, I’d admittedly say Cartman has the potential for it. But considering his general views on romance, if he likes Kyle, I really don’t think he’d do that. 

Buut that depends on how you want to depict his older self. Could go either way, really.

New Fanfiction: 1999 Heights Created by GINGERCOW

Life at Highschool was already hard but when my parents decided to transfer me to Billwood Heights, I was afraid of losing my friends. 

I promised myself I would go through things the way I planned it but..Many things happened which was not the way I planned it. First off meeting each social group in my class:

You had you’re 10 hot Jocks: 

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You have your School Gossip Queens:

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The Bubbly daydreamer:

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Then you have the “Voice of the class” as we call her:

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Finally, you have your Survivors, Otherwise known as The Queen Bees.

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Now…You have…Me.

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I was watching “The Newlywed Game” and a certain question came up for the guys (I forgot the question :P). One guy said: “The School Girl Outfit….”, Sherry asked “…The School Girl Outfit?” He said, “It reminds me of Britney Spears…”…. I FUCKING SCREAMED AND STARTED  DANCING. My sister looked at me like… 

I CAN’T CONTROL MYSELF WHEN BRITNEY IS MENTIONED (Don’t even think negative…) 

anonymous said:

Zach: It can sound however you want it to be ;) Michael: Well Derek has a tumblr :D oh i would like one of those gifs ;)) YES IT DOES AND I LIKE IT GINGERCOW Me: nerdcow/hails i'm gonna start messaging you on your tumblr because i wanna say something to just you ;) OH AND *KISSES NERDCOW TO MAKE HER COME BACK TO LIFE*

Oh I see *wink* ~NerdCow

As My Friend is doing, I’d love to talk In Private :) ~NeonCow

GingerCow: ;) I like it too <3 Do You share a tumblr with Derek?

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FashionCow: Omg wtf happened last night >.< 

anonymous said:

Zach's blushing everywhere d'awww; Micheal is like running around the house like a little girl XD. And my name is Derek *awkward blush geek face* *pushes glasses up* *looks around the room awkwardly* *blush* I think it's hot in here because of you NerdCow :)

*Looks down and smiles to the ground while blushing* ~NeonCow<3

GingerCow:  *Giggles* Michael seems sweet <3

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*dies*~NerdCow

anonymous said:

So my friends and I were looking at your tumblr because it randomly appeared in our "to follow" section. For some reason each of us finds one of you more pretty than the others. Michael likes GingerCow because he's like all about X-Tina and the 90's, Jayson likes FashionCow because he thinks a fashionable girl is a hot girl, Zach likes NeonCow because she seems really funny and sarcastic, and I like NerdCow because I honestly think confident geekiness is the sexiest thing ever

I’d personally Like to Add Zach to my Husbands List, JK JK, Anyways. That’s really lovely of your part! x All the Cowz really Appreciate this… :3 Hii to all of you! :D ~NeonCow :3

hiiii http://www3.images.coolspotters.com/photos/453761/christina-aguilera-gallery.jpg <3333 ~GingerCow*

is it hot in here or is it just you boy who didn’t say his name *Awkward geek face* ~NerdCow

Well his instincts are right ;) -FashionCow 

anonymous said:

I have a individual question for each cow: FashionCow what is your favorite clothing item? NeonCow do you like the song 'Neon Lights' by Demi Lovato? GingerCow are you ACTUALLY a ginger? And finally, NerdCow, are you a gamer nerd, a book nerd, an animal nerd, a music nerd, or a computer nerd?

FashionCow*: Uhm… ANYTHING REALLY, BUT SHOES HATS.

~NeonCow :3: I LOVE NEON LIGHTS OMG OMG OMG *Lovatic..* OMG, I LOVE IT SO MUCH, OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG. *Fans self*

GingerCow✲!: Yesh I am a Ginger

, I’m GingerSpice…Wait…Wha​t are you talking about….? Wrong…. I have black hair…My hair turns brown in the summer…My Hair is black….http://www.norrisofhouston.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/black-hair-growth-tips-5.jpg​ hair….

-NerdCow✞: holy fuck how does this anon know what kind of nerd i am it’s like this question for me tore me apart and asked me which part of me i liked best probably books or animals though

FashionCow: Hmm.. My favourite accessory is a scarf, but I love dresses <333 :) 

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