Whenever my dad takes allergy medication and stays awake for too long he says some really weird things like last night he came out and said “When you roll your ankles you use your foot, when you roll your car you push, When you’re rolling a joint you have to use your fingers and if you need help to remember - remember that they start with the same letters.” My dad doesn’t even smoke, and my mom just stared at him laughing bc it made no sense.

me: iggy spit somethin real quick

iggy: coca cola went to town diet pepsi shot him down doctor pepper fixed him up now were drinkin 7up 7up caught the flu now were drinking mountain dew mountain dew fell off the mountain now were drinking from a fountain fountain broke now were back to drinking coke

  • radio host:iggy rap for us
  • iggy:ok hold on
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  • iggy:some
  • iggy:BODY once told me

me: iggy drop me a sick verse!
iggy: aight lol
iggy: live life, breathe air
I know somehow we’re gonna get there & feel so wonderful
so wake up the members of my nation it’s your time to be
there’s no chance unless you take one
and it’s time to see the brighter side of every situation
some things are meant to be so give me your best & leave the rest to me :)