anonymous said:

who would be the allies of the usa and russia in ww3

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here is a picture of a map i filled in, blue=allies red=enemies (of us) for a World War 3, Most of europe is blue due to NATO which says if one gets invaded they all join forces (along with us and canada) I did some research on this so if you are questioning specific countries feel free to ask! Some i didnt fill in due to uncertainty (feel free to ask if you want my opinion on specific countries or if you have any comments)

NEWS HEADLINE:

'ROMANO STRIKES AGAIN, STEALS PASTA FROM BROTHER'

'ITALY IS LEFT DEVESTATED, RUNS TO GERMANY'S HOUSE'

'GERMANY PROCEEDS TO CONSOLE THE ITALIAN AFTER DEBATING IF HE SHOULD KICK HIM OUT'

'ITALY DECIDES HE CAN JUST MAKE PASTA FROM SCRATCH AND PROCEEDS TO MAKE A MESS IN GERMANY'S KITCHEN'

'GERMANY CLEANS UP AFTER HIM IN DISTRESS AND MAKES WURST FOR DESSERT'

'THE COUPLE HAS A PLEASENT MEAL AND SOME WINE'

'FRICKLE FRACKLING LATER ENSUES AND ITALY TAKES THE WALK OF SHAME THE NEXT DAY'

'HE TAKES THIS WALK OFTEN, IT'S SORT OF A BAD HABIT BY NOW'

'NEIGHBORS SAY IT'S NO SURPRISE, USED TO THE ITALIAN BEING ALL OVER THE PLACE'

'ALTHOUGH SWITZERLAND IS A BIT ANNOYED WITH ITALY ALWAYS RUNNING THRU HIS PLACE'

'HAS BEEN SEEN SHOOTING ITALIAN OFF HIS YARD, YODELS AT HIM TO SCARE HIM AWAY'

'ITALY DECIDES THAT FROM NOW ON HE WILL GO THRU AUSTRIA'S PLACE'

'BUT FAILS TO DO SO BECAUSE HE STARTS SINGING ALONG WITH AUSTRIA'S PIANO AND GETS DISTRACTED'

'HIS WALK OF SHAME TURNS INTO A MUSICAL NUMBER, GERMANY IS LEFT CONFUSED'

'FRANCE CAN BE SEEN CHEERING IN THE BACKGROUND ALONG WITH A LAUGHING PRUSSIAN'

'ROMANO IS SEEN BEING UTTERLY ASHAMED'

'AND DENYING THAT THEY ARE RELATED WHILE BLAMING GERMANY FOR THE MESS'

'AMERICA DECIDES TO STICK HIS NOSE IN WHAT'S HAPPENING'

'AND MAKES INNUENDOS ABOUT GERMANY AND ROMANO HAVING “TENSIONS” AND PROCEEDS TO STEAL ROMANO'S TOMATOES FOR HIS BURGERS'

and that children, is how World War 3 began.

the next person i see on tumblr that claims to be excited about the prospect of another world wat should probably fucking read a history book you know something that isn’t fucking fiction because i’ve seen at least five who’ve said that they’re “pumped” for it or “exhilarated” and let me tell you something the moment that this war starts you will not be thinking that anymore 

don’t be so fucking naive

do you want to know what you’ll be thinking then

do you

do you fucking know what happens in wars

it’s not like in the fucking books it’s not all good guy saves the fucking day people die not only soldiers but civilians as well they lose their homes their friends their family 

you might lose all of that

and if we lose that war what do you think will happen just think about it 

war is not exhilarating it is not exciting it is not something to look forward to

so please shut your fucking mouth before you say something as stupid and naive as that again because i swear to fucking god i will punch you in the teeth

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