You know, I used to think, ‘Man, I don’t wanna play video games anymore, I wanna get out of this house!’

And I got out of the house, and it was fun being out of the house for a while but then I got just like a little bit older and I was like, ‘Man, those people are full of shit.’

You know, your friends would be like, ‘What are you doing inside? Come to Waikiki bro!’

Like fuck, dude. I can’t go to Waikiki all the time, you know? Just let me live in peace here. I just like being at home; you know, wearing a comfortable shirt, gettin’ a little pudgy and like—you know—watching a movie or something like that.

‘You’re giving up on your life bro.’ Yeah, well you know what’d be shitty is if I spent my whole life doing things that made me uncomfortable just to make other people think that I was living life to the fullest. That’s a bullshit way to go, man.

—  Ryan ‘Northernlion’ Letourneau

Ichiro Suzuki poses for photographers wearing the Miami Marlins uniform during the press conference at the Capitol Hotel Tokyu on January 29, 2015 in Tokyo, Japan.