"are we both robbing the same house oh fuck" AU (with a twist)
Steve had just got his gloved hands around the crown jewel— the literal crown jewel— of the mafia boss’ collection when he heard a faint intake of breath. ‘Act first, think later’ was his policy in situations like these, and act, he did.
Steve spun around, leaving the jewel be for a few precious moments longer, and was faced with someone unexpected. He’d been ready to take down one of the boss’ oversized lackeys, or perhaps one of his girls, not a svelte figure in all black, from it’s ski mask to it’s no-doubt expensive boots.
"Shit," he whispered, unsure of the proper procedure to follow when one encounters another robber while their robbery is in progress.