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Because I’m horrible and I absolutely love angst, I want to see Laura in serious danger or maybe really hurt, so that Carmilla can just lose it completely and be a shit-scared, emotional wreck. Like, so bad that she forgets to eat and LaF has to force her to drink some blood before she collapses. So bad that she almost murders anyone who tries to stop her from doing whatever it takes to help Laura. So bad that when all hope is gone, she closes in on herself and stops acknowledging everyone because she’s convinced that she lost the love of her life and it’s somehow her fault.

Ah yes, my kind of entertainment.

The signs on a roller coaster

Aries: “I’M GONNA GO AGAIN”

Taurus: “pff it won’t be that FUUUCKCUUUKKC”

Gemini: laughing the whole time

Cancer: “i’m goNNA DiE”

Leo: *throws hands up in the air and pretends they’re in a music video*

Virgo: “when will this be over”

Libra: laughing and crying at the same time

Scorpio: trying to keep their cool but actually scared af

Sagittarius: “WHOOOOOHOOOWOOOHH”

Aquarius:  they just don’t care

Capricorn: “that was a BAD idea”

Pisces: “i want my mom”

Pretty cool history this thing has. Built in 1958 by Broward Yachts for the founder of Jim Beam, it was later sold to billionaire Samuel J. LeFrak. After 9/11, LeFrak loaned the boat to then-Mayor Rudy Giuliani and his people, who used it to photograph and survey the damage. Other notable guests included Marilyn Monroe and Buddy Hackett. A few years ago, a doctor from my hometown purchased and fully restored the boat, decked with teak from bow to stern, including 22 karat gold leaf accents. Ever since, it’s remained docked at the yacht club where I spend time during the summer, as somewhat of an icon, still being used frequently. 

PRE-HAITUS PATRICK IS SO HOT THOUGH LIKE LBR,, I RARLEY SEE PICTURES OF HIM PRE-HAITUS AND IT PISSES ME TF OFF U PPL NEED TO APPRECIATE THE HOT LIL HAT MAN PAT WAS (((and still is))) BC DAMN IF U IGNORE PRE-HAITUS PAT UR MISSING OUT ON A LOT OF HOTNESS

ZAYN HAS NO RIGHT TO BE DOING THIS RN LOUIS WAS HIS BEST FRIEND FOR YEARS , HE HAD HIS BACK ALWAYS AND EVEN AFTER LEAVING THE BAND ALL THIS NB THING STARTED BC LOUIS WANTED TO PROTECT US AND ZAYN SO FUCK ZAYN LIKE MAN U WERE THE ONE LEAVING THE BAND AFTER EVERYTHING

Draco felt a figure sit down beside him.  

“Hermione would smack you round the face if she knew you’ve picked that up again.” a familiar female voice drawled with slight humor.  

Draco whipped his head around, to see Pansy sitting beside him. Her short black bob pushed back by a headband, exposing the pity in her eyes. He rolled his eyes and turned to stare out at the lake, taking another drag.  

“Pity doesn’t suit you.” he commented.  

Pansy sighed. “Draco, don’t be so prickly. I only came to see if you’re alright. Which clearly-”

“I’m not. Yeah.” he finished for her. “My wife is dead, Pansy.”  

Pansy grimaced, lighting her own cigarette. “Everyone’s worried about you.”  

Draco scoffed, shaking his head. “They’re going to be worried about me for a long time.”  

They sat in silence for a few moments, staring out at the still water. Draco was already lost in his thoughts again when Pansy spoke.  

“I know I gave you a hard time in the beginning but…Hermione really was wonderful.” she admitted.  

“I know that.” he snapped. “And if you think that just because she’s dead now, means you have another chance with me, stop right there because-”

“Draco, stop.” she said shrilly. Pansy sighed, turning her head away so she didn’t have to see his face when she told him.  

“There’s something I never told you.”

Excerpt from my newest one-shot. See the other one, here.